Darcy: I’m sure you could knock some heads along the way.
Loki: I’d like that. I’d really like that.
You know who would be a serious power couple?
Riley Poole from National Treasure and Darcy Lewis from Thor/Thor the Dark World
Seriously. Nerdy, sarcastic sidekick to a scientist/adventurer who are always getting into wacky adventures and need to be appreciated more?
So if Natalie Portman is going to be female Thor, can Kat Dennings be cast alongside her as female Loki?
Jane: *watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Thor: *covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Darcy: If I’m not back in five minutes, forward my mail to hell.
Darcy:
Darcy: I’m kidding. If I’m not back in five minutes, call an ambulance.
BUT WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK WERE DARCY LEWIS, LADY SIF, AND ERIC SELVIG NOT IN ENDGAME
LIKE NOT EVEN IN THE CREDITS
RUDE
Loki: I’m invoking the “No Judgement” clause of our relationship.
Darcy: Oh my God, what have you done?
Jane: Nonsense. I’m an easy going gal.
Darcy: Okay. I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Jane: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should’ve been in circulation.
Darcy is the only one who can handle Loki. They have a special kind of relationship…he fears her.
Thor at some point, probably
Jane: I thought you said it was a technical problem.
Darcy: Technically, I was the problem.
Thor: (Talking about Loki) What do you want me to do? Kidnap him?
Darcy: Of course not. We don’t have the closet space for that.
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Loki at some point, probably
BUT DID DARCY LEWIS SURVIVE THE SNAP I NEED ANSWERS
Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too.
Darcy Lewis at some point, probably
Jane: I've never felt so alive.
Darcy: Good, because I'm gonna KILL YOU!
What did I say about stabbing your brother??!
Frigga at some point, probably
Odin: Loki, can I talk to you for a minute?
Loki: Ooo! Someone's in trouble!
Loki: ...
Loki: It's me. I don't know why I did that.