The hottest thing a man can be is a little bit afraid of me
-Rosalie Hale at some point, probably
"'Why don't you go cry about it?' Nice try idiot I already did that"
-Edward Cullen at some point, probably
Edward: Can't you just be happy for me?
Rosalie: Best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
Rosalie: Alice.
Alice: Rosalie.
Edward: Jasper.
Jasper: Edward.
Emmett: Emmett.
Edward: Okay, you just said your own name.
Emmett: It was the only one left!
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Nobody calls me ‘doll’ and keeps their kneecaps.
Rosalie Hale at some point, probably
I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the back of the sun.
Emmett Cullen at some point, probably
Alice: Rules are made to be broken.
Edward: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Alice: Uh, piñatas.
Rosalie: Glow sticks.
Emmett: Karate boards.
Bella: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
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Rosalie: Where did you come from, Planet Loser?
Edward: As opposed to Planet "Look at me, look at me"!
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Carlisle: You have to apologise to Edward, Rosalie.
Rosalie: Fine. Un-fuck you, I guess.
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Rosalie: I would do anything for you
Alice: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours
Rosalie: ...Almost anything
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*Cullen family at Christmas*
Edward: Carlisle got me just what I needed.
Rosalie: Carlisle got you a personality?
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Carlisle: It has come to my attention that you have been harassing Edward.
Rosalie: I wouldn't say "harassing" so much as persistently tormenting.
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Rosalie: Jacob when I want your opinion I'll....
Jacob:
Rosalie: Jacob I'll never want your opinion
Diego: I recognize that Riley has made a decision, but seeing that it is a stupid ass decision, I'm choosing to ignore it.
I’m going upstairs to try and remember murder is against the law.
Charlie talking about Edward at some point
Aro: Well as we say in Latin, unicus masotatus.
Alec: Yeah, what a mess.
Aro: That means "What a mess."
Angela: It’s the fire alarm.
Mike: When in high school has a fire alarm actually been a real fire?
Jessica: That’s exactly the kind of thing you’d expect dumbass students to say just before getting burned alive.