I will sell my soul for a video of Christy Altomare and Bob Lenzi’s high school production of L5Y

The Gypsy Problem

Okay Broadway Babies, tell me what you think about this. 

In the beginning of Gypsy HISTORICALLY Mama Rose SHOULD be 26ish years old.

By “Rose’s Turn” she should be approximately 38. 

SO WHY ON EARTH DO 50/60 YEAR OLDS ALWAYS PLAY MAMA ROSE?

I think we need a solid young Jen Colella, Kate Shindle, Rachel Tucker, Stephy J Block Gypsy Revival. 

I cast Emily Skinner as Rose, and Taylor Louderman as Louise. Funding starts now. 

These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?” 

okay, but imagine:

A DARCY LEWIS NETFLIX SHOW

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.” This person speaks to my soul.

But think of all the ecstatic trans and nonbinary and genderfluid and demigender people

It appears that there are six kinds of people here.

But think of all the ecstatic trans and nonbinary and genderfluid and demigender people

Hitting that button so fast I mean, being a demon or dragon or something similar and people still recognising me would be really cool and actually convenient.

If you’ve been having a bad day

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

Girls don’t want boys, girls want an all expenses paid trip to see Hamilton

Cries because I'm still looking for a Toursies boot with Joey as Jack.

He’s so precious and so sweet and I just really need to watch him again.

Aaron Tveit as joe gillis sunset boulevard live

Ooooo looks like a possible trailer for Undrafted (with Aaron Tveit, Manny Montana, and Chace Crawford among others) is hopefully coming soon

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

Give us asexual characters in mainstream film&TV

Give us asexual characters in mainstream film&TV 

GIVE US ASEXUAL CHARACTERS IN MAINSTREAM FILM&TV!!!

grease live where everything is the same except aaron is wearing fiyero pants