Effie Trinket: …You have no sense of fashion…
Katniss Everdeen: I think that depends on…
Effie Trinket: No, no, that wasn’t a question.
Glinda: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Elphaba: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up
Effie: Bella, I really like your outfit.
Katniss: No, you don’t.
Effie: really don’t, but I need a favor.
Effie: Sarcasm does not become you.
Katniss: Maybe not, but it does sustain me.
Effie: Good morning, Haymitch! It’s great to be alive!
Haymitch: Why can’t you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
*Effie: I told you this morning, no weapons at the dinner table.
Katniss: You said the breakfast table.
Effie: IT’S THE SAME TABLE!
Effie: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Katniss: We actually have three.
Haymitch: pick your favorite
Haymitch: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Effie: No, we are mad.
Haymitch: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Effie: No, we're not!
Haymitch: I am not a mind reader.
Effie: I thought you were better than this.
Katniss: You did? Why?
Haymitch: She thinks I have a drinking problem.
Effie: I also think the earth is round.
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Well, if you put enough pressure on c o a l it turns to p e a r l s .
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I’m so excited to see her… #thehungergames #mockingjay
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Effie Trinket + Haymitch Abernathy in Catching Fire
“Yeah, whatever,” says Haymitch. He’s not drinking but I can tell he’d like to be. Effie had them take her own wine away when she saw the effort he was making, but he’s in a miserable state.
The REAL Guide to Surviving the Hunger Games
So I was looking at a list of all the characters who actually are alive at the end of the Hunger Games Trilogy. And I noticed that they all fell into one of four categories.
Category 1-The "Love Triangle"
Katniss Everdeen
Peeta Mellark
Gale Hawthorne
Category 2-Character that are Pretty Much Useless and Were Therefore Not Present For Any of the Big Battles
Caesar Flickerman
Claudius Templesmith
Effie Trinket (Yes, I love Effie, but let's face it, the overall outlook of the story would pretty much be the same had she not been there)
The Prep Team (Flavius, Octavia, Venia)
Mrs. Everdeen
Category 3-Random, Awesome Characters that Somehow Managed to Stay Out of the Line of Fire
Annie Cresta
Cressida
Dalton from Disctirct 10
Delly Cartwright
Dr. Aurelius
Fulvia
Gale's Family (Hazelle, Rory, Vick, Posy)
Greasy Sae and her Granddaughter
Leevy, Katniss's friend from 12
Paylor
Pollux
Plutarch Heavensbee
Thom, Gale's friend
Tigress
And finally, my personal favorite,
Category 4-Characters that Were Just too Dang Fiesty to Die
Beetee
Buttercup
Enobaria
Haymitch Abernathy
Johanna Mason
So that's the real secret to suriving The Hunger Games. Just be in one of those categories and you'll be alive!
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