Seeing my new nutritionist tomorrow for the first time
My shrink and I thought she would be a good way to help with my eating disorder
TBH I’m super nervous although I suppose it is just a first evaluation, the therapy equivalent to syllabus week
But I guess maybe I’m a little hopeful too that I’m making progress to beating this thing?
UPDATED 30.01.14
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bean basil hummus and homemade toasted pita chips grilled fish tacos grilled zucchini pizza hawaian chicken kabobs healthy french fries hummus and roasted veggie pizza macaroni salad margherita pizza marinated vegetable salad pesto veggie gyro portobello mushroom fries quinoa nuggets quinoa tortilla raw pizza with spinach pesto rustic vegan pizza scalloped tomatoes skinny tuna melt soft pretzels spicy quinoa stuffed avocado spinach and wild rice salad stuffed peppers with goat cheese and corn sushi sushi salad sweet potato chips taco salad tortilla chips tuna salad turkey corn and sun dried tomato wraps turkey lettuce wrap tacos vegan avocado stuffed with quinoa salad vegan chunky tomato soup vegan falafel vegan sausage rolls vegan three cheese pizza vegetarian sandwiches vegetarian sloppy joes whole wheat and honey pizza crust wild rice and mushroom salad wild rice, spinach and avocado salad DINNER: acorn squash and black bean quesidillas baked basil zucchini baked macaroni and cheese baked salmon baked squash baked sweet potato falafel with cilantro yogurt baked sweet potato poutine baked turkey burgers balsamic grilled summer vegetables with basil quinoa salad balsamic roasted veggies bbq lime and mango turkey bbq rosemary sweet potato bbq turkey and sweet potato sliders beef and broccoli brown rice bowl black bean burrito black beans and rice black bean veggie burgers broccoli and sundried tomato pasta candied butternut squash cheesey cauliflower mashed potatoes cheesey green bean casserole chicken, avocado salad chicken nuggets chicken veggie stir fry chick pea brown rice burgers chick pea burgers chick pea dumplings in curry tomato sauce chick pea tomato minestrone citrus grilled chicken dinner rolls farmers market salad farro salad with roasted mushrooms and parmesan fried rice with cashews garlic and lime shrimp garlic and parmesan turkey meatballs garlic and rosemary chicken garlic basil green beans garlic marinated chicken cutlets grilled potatoes garlic 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Redditor IQuoteWhatILaughAt recently shared these photos of terrifyingly awesome Cthulhu pie that her friend made. Do not look into its blackberry eyes, for it will devour your sanity and then your soul before you can savor its sweetness. And be sure to make the Elder Sign before carving out a slice.
Want to learn how to make your own madness-inducing Cthulhu Pie? Click here for a tutorial video.
[via Bored Panda and Reddit]
How the Greyjoys do pies
need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
Furthur proof of my asexuality-I read this and immediately thought "What a waste of a delicious donut"
pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
agreed