So this happened at work today.
I
don’t know what to say
hamvendor
🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨
jooshthepunished
What’s with these homies dissing my krill
not-the-very-button reblogged
I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row
embarrassmental
like sneak in candies and soda
not-the-very-button reblogged
well i wasn’t going to eat ice cream for dinner but then kevin tran was murdered right in front of dean so GET THE FUCK AT ME, BEN & JERRY
SAME. FUCKING SAME.
Me: Hi. My name is Tori Randall and I have a situation. I need a transcript sent to UT by midnight tonight. I thought that I had this transcript sent a week ago, but UT told me they didn't have it yesterday. I then discovered that I have a hold on my account to the tune of $1700. This is because a meal plan was charged to me for a semester that I WASN'T EVEN ENROLLED AT THE UNIVERSITY DURING. I had a medical withdrawal in the fall of 2011 and haven't returned to the university since. This charge is for the spring 2012 semester. I have literally been on the phone with your school since 8:00 AM this morning. I had a terrible experience at your university and now your university is going to prevent me from attending the university I want to. I have talked to the transcript office, financial services, billing, housing and back again and they all tell me the same thing -- they don't have the authority to to remove the erroneous charge. I need this taken care of today. So, here's what you're going to do. You're going to put me on the phone with someone who DOES have the authority to clear this charge. In fact, you're going to put me on the phone with the highest authority you have access to. I don't care how you do this, You're just going to do it. Okay?
University of Houston: FUCK. OKAY.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR "DO YOU REALIZE" BY THE FLAMING LIPS ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GONNA SET SOMETHING ON FIRE.
WHY DOES MY LIFE INSIST ON BEING CRUEL TO ME?
I JUST DON'T EVEN
I'M NOT EVEN PINING
THE WORLD IS LITERALLY JUST PUSHING ALL OF THE WRONG BUTTONS.
It is a terrible world
Yeah, this episode was written by Ben Edlund. He’s the dude who:
- Created “The Tick”
- Turned Angel into a puppet.
- Came up with the idea for Bad Horse.
- Cursed Sam (“I lost a shoe.”)
- Turned Spangler and Zeddmore into the Ghostfacers.
- Did a black and white episode about a shapeshifter obsessed with monster movies.
- Made Future Castiel a drugged out hippie.
- Had Dean get into a fight with a fairy while “Space Oddity” played.
- THE FRENCH MISTAKE
Having a suicidal talking teddy bear is not the strangest thing on his resume.
he’s my favorite supernatural writer there I said it we were all thinking it
I'm not crying
I JUST HAVE BROTHERHOOD IN MY EYE
Why must you hurt me in this way, TCC?
WHY!?!?!?
I'm gonna punch Ebay in the face.
I DON'T WANT THIS RISE OF THE GUARDIAN'S POSTER. I WANT WHAT I ORDERED. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
not-the-very-button reblogged
One of these days I'm going to punch this man.
Source: londonphile