#and you're like 'no kitty -- no oh god i have to pee those are my insides please stop

cat: places paw tentatively on boob me: please– cat: presses paw down on boob me: don’t– cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

#yep #it also sucks when you have to pee and they walk across your bladder #and you're like 'No kitty -- NO OH GOD I HAVE TO PEE THOSE ARE MY INSIDES PLEASE STOP #cats are assholes #we must protect them #cats