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lewis-tan
Get Out + snatching Georgina’s wig
Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.
Watching two girls make out just makes me sad. Like "I wish I was one of those girls doing the making out thingy just now."
But watching two boys make out I'm like
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
And watching two non-binary people make out actually fills my brain with leprechaun gold and fairy-dust.
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cherchez-le-chat-deactivated201
Lara Pulver - A Summer in Ohio (The Last 5 Years)
I could have a mansion on the hill I could lease a villa in Seville But it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer in Ohio With a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevia and Porgy I could wander Paris after dark Take a carriage ride through Central Park But it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer in Ohio Where I’m sharing a room with a “former” stripper and her snake: Wayne I could have a satchel full of dollar bills Cures for all the nations ills Pills to make a lion purr I could be in line to be the British queen Look like I was seventeen Still I’m certain I’d prefer to be going slowly batty Forty miles east of Cincinnati I could shove an ice pick in my eye I could eat some fish from last July But it wouldn’t be as awful as a summer in Ohio Without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, or you I saw your book at a Border’s in Kentucky Under a sign that said “New and Recommended” I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve and then I couldn’t leave Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet And he said, “All things considered, I guess you don’t have to buy it” So I smile like Mona Lisa, and I lay my Visa down He wants me, he wants me, but he ain’t gonna get me I’ve found my guiding light, I tell the stars each night Look at me, look at him Son of a bitch, I guess I’m doing something right I finally got something right No, it’s not Nirvana, but it’s on the way I play “Anita” at the matinee Then I’ll get on my knees, and pray I can state in my next bio: “I’m never gonna go back to Ohio!” I could chew on tin foil for a spell I could get a root canal in hell But it wouldn’t be as swell as this summer is gonna be! ‘Cause the torture is just exquisite, while I’m waiting for you to visit So hurry up, schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene
Love, The midget, the stripper, Wayne the snake, and Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein That’s me!
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On November 2nd,
don’t get out of bed.
No matter what you hear, or what you see…
promise me you won’t get out of bed.
So I just wrote about 2,000 words of this fanfiction.
In one sitting. Holy Shit. I DONE GOOD.
I was planning on doing something else in this chapter, but I might just publish it like this. It's longer than the last one by a landslide. Plus it's got substance that won't overload the reader. It's not too meaty, but there is meat.
hmmmmmmmmmm
I'll have to have my professional writer in crime take a look at it.
*cough* Chandler I'm sending it to you *cough*
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Developing: Multiple casualties in Texas fertilizer plant explosion April 17, 2013
A massive explosion has rocked a fertilizer plant near Waco, Texas. Hundreds of people were likely injured, state official says. A nursery home was destroyed by the blast and numerous buildings were damaged.
The explosion occurred around 7:50 p.m. local time in the town of West, north of Waco. A fireball of nearly 100 feet high has been reported along with a massive power outage.
A spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety, D.L. Wilson, told Reuters the explosion had resulted in “probably hundreds of casualties,” saying he did not know if any of those were fatalities.
An official number of fatalities has yet to be confirmed but 60 people have been admitted to Hillcrest Hospital in Waco, just one of the multiple emergency facilities in the area.
The explosion destroyed a nearby nursing home, where it is thought that people may still be trapped inside.
Roughly 150 survivors from the damaged nursing home had been evacuated and sent to a community center outside of town, while doctors and staff of the Hillcrest Hospital have been taking in the first wave of burn victims. Fire units were draining water from community pools to douse the flames.
More than 1,000 people are said to be without electricity, according to local ABC News affiliate KXXV.
A large swath of West was “leveled” in the explosion, according to WFAA-TV Dallas reporter Jason Whitely.
West’s population was 2,674 at the 2010 census. The town is located 19.3 miles north of Waco, Texas and 70 miles south of the Dallas/Fort Worth metropolitan area.
First responders requested a bomb squad to investigate a pervasive scent of flammable chemicals. Multiple barns in the area are engulfed in flames.
Nine emergency helicopters were reported to be en route to the local high school. Emergency officials were also trying to evacuate a neighborhood near the site of the explosion. Hospital officials told CNN they were anticipating as many as 100 victims.
Police officers were seen transporting the injured in their squad cars.
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homiera
Homiera’s anagram name is I’M A HERO
oh
oh nooooooooooooooooo
cherubbutts
THATS EXACTLY MY URL WHAT THE HELL
tehwhovianhufflepuff
Tehwhovianhufflepuff’s anagram name is HAVE WHEN UP FLUFF IF HOT
seekin-a-great-perhaps
Seekin-a-great-perhaps’s anagram name is APE SPARKISH TEENAGER
blogforthepainfullyindie
wut
delanceydaleks
Slackened Delay
well, that’s not at all representative of my inner personality. pfft.
Well mine is sexy as hell.
Fuck.
I just realized that my mother will be home from work any second
and I haven't done anything today.
like, ANYTHING.
Why did I decide reading creepypasta was a good idea?
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH
And there was one about a Tumblog too.