I think I've probably watched the August: Osage County trailer ten times by now. 

You don't even understand my excitement for this film. 

GUHHHHHHHH. 

If Justin Bieber was a girl....

I would be super attracted to her. 

Is that weird?

Like, as a boy, I don't find his features attractive.

But if he were a girl, I would be all up on that. 

Like, if he had boobs that would be totally hot. 

Am I alone in this?

Anyone?