So apparently Felicia Day said that what I said from the very. freaking. start. is true. Cas is in love with Dean, but we do not know about Dean, because Dean doesn’t know about Dean. Yes
wait. WAIT. WAIT WHAT. CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. I NEED SOURCES PEOPLE. SOURCES.
I'm supposed to write tonight aren't I?
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW THAT THIS IS HELPING ME BUT IT KIND OF FEELS A LITTLE BIT LIKE TORTURE.
Can't I make a list or something? Lists are cool right?
RIGHT?
GODDAMMIT.
I mean, I want to write something that isn't going to bore the sweet ever loving shit out of the 50 or so people who subscribe to me (I really don't know why most of you are interested in my insanity, but I appreciate it.) I would, however, be purrrrrfectly content banging out a few paragraphs that describe my beautiful kitty in great detail.
PICTURES ARE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS AREN'T THEY?????
If you're anything like my family and friends, you'll soon grow weary of kitty talk. Most of you simple wouldn't be able to handle that amount of cuteness on a daily basis. Ella is queen kitty of all time.
...ahem.
So maybe I'll write about the ridiculous number of books I need to read and how, in recent years, it has become increasingly difficult for me to complete a novel. Obviously there are exceptions. Hunger Games was an easy read and I flew through that series and I'd been looking forward to The Fault in Our Stars for a long fucking time.
But, for instance, I've been reading Jane Eyre for two months now. And It's not that I don't enjoy the novel! I LOVE the novel! I have a decent amount of free time! I'm just defective or something!
AND FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GONNA MAKE A LIST GODDAMMIT:
Books I am supposed to read/finish at some point in the near future (in order from most important to least.)
1. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
2. The Pale King - David Foster Wallace
3. How to Interpret Literature - Robert Dale Parker
4. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
5. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larsson (SO I CAN FINALLY SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE)
6. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (literally started this book a year ago)
7. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess (started this book MORE than a year ago)
8. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kessey (I own it and why haven't I read it?)
9. Bonfire of the Vanities - Tom Wolfe (see above)
So yeah
I need to get my literary shit together
and fast.
Because The Pale King is on loan from a friend and that book is fucking LONG.
And, due to the fact that DFW was amazeballs, I have to be alert to fully appreciate his work. This is a problem, given that I like to read right before bed, a time when I have been known to say things like: "Jesus has sexy abs."
Not the ideal time.
Alright, well this was a shitty blog entry. You know it and I know it so let's just call a spade a spade.
I'm gonna go to bed...
AFTER DEVOURING A BOWL OF DULCE DE LECHE CHEERIOS MOTHER FUCKERS!
-A tired and sleep deprived Tori
P.S. A SPIDER JUST BIT MY ASS. WHAT IS THIS?
