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all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

okay

I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.

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in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape 

I'm not going to lie. I'm crying. 

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I'm not going to lie, if someone were to have this bedspread and attempt to seduce me on it they would succeed. Like, I would offer my virginity to them on a silver platter. I would walk in the room, see that bedspread, and go "welp, I guess I should take my clothes off now."

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