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Trillions are dead and you complain about me not having a title. Icon by the fabulous @Extradan
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About Me:

  • I am just Some Guy.
  • I usually just want to come across as funny.
  • If I say something that feels like it comes entirely out of left field, refer to the bullet point above this one.
  • I tend to use dude/guy/man as gender neutral terms.
  • Straight#
  • I have my notifications setup in such a way that I WILL see it if you leave a tag/reply/comment on a post I've put on your dash

If I Liked Your Post Instead of Reblogging It:

  • I probably hit the Daily Post Limit of 250
  • A video that has simply not loaded for me yet
  • It may just be a fandom I don't care about anymore/actively dislike but I liked the art.
  • Maybe you drew an animal without pants on/something with 15+% of boob visible and I'm just a weenie who doesn't want to reblog that.
  • The Algorithm is here it's just we can turn it off. But a ton of people leave that stuff on, you're welcome for the algorithm boost :^)

My blog that's (mostly) my own posts @ohandcounting

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froody

when I was like 15, a drunk woman I didn’t know at a party who was smoking a cigarette on the porch started randomly opening up to me about her infertility journey and I told her how I was my parents rainbow baby after multiple miscarriages and fertility treatments said not to lose hope. she comforted me about being a strange kid without many friends my age (hence why I was at a party full of adults thrown by my uncle) and told me everything would work out eventually. the next time I saw her like 2 years later (small town, mutual friends) she was carrying her newborn. I think about that a lot. it’s easy to feel disconnected from people and but sometimes just talking to them and hearing their point of view and relating makes you feel less alone. even if you’re only each other’s company for a few moments.

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chongoblog

Funniest part about Minecraft that no one talks about is that you have a score. You can see it when you die. There is a number connected to you throughout your whole life in Minecraft and when you die, it is the only value that is left behind for the player, and literally no one cares, it rules.

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person who's so committed to duodecimal that theyll emphatically say "there's only a single digit number of people here" when there's eleven people in the room

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chongoblog

Don’t you mean A single digit numbers? Which I assume is 9 groups of 1 and 1 group of 2?

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hbmmaster

-2

Making it so that there's a single digit number of people in the room for the decimal normies too smh

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laqueus

i love filtering tags like. no. i do not want to see it. goodbye.

and then it is gone forever except for the fact that I am now presented with the most enticing button in the world

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