turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone

That’s this

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

youre not supposed to be in here

Wahts a NSFW Animation opinion that woill have you like this?

[with sexual intentions] see you in court

does anybody else drunk night sword

Me on January 7th, 2025 after taking one sip of that RFK Jr. tap water

message to all bitches

please survive

the siege was going well and we were all having our dirt soup together thinking about how much it must suck to be the castle knights (who ran out of food weeks ago). but the soldiers closest to the walls whisper that the wind carries the smell of an awesome pig. one thing is for certain: they are grilling a secret animal.

Just one of many treasures

Got stabbed through my chest laser with a sword and exploded and got a whole punched through my hairless head but yeah