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My favourite part of this video is that it takes place in Hull which is in stupid q*ebec and I want you all to know this is just how fr*nch c*nadians drive even when there isnt snow and ice. Like even in the middle of summer. They go to Ottawa and drive like this
What a magical painting by Laurasbeatingart
What animal looks like it would screm the loudest
the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!
and they absolutely look like it.
edit: i couldn’t resist
That felt too mild so may i present AAAAAA bird v2
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These are cute but misleading, because the call doesn’t go on–it’s more like one single, quick, rusty beep, only that beep is one of the loudest sounds made by any land animal
oh i’m so glad you have a video of ‘em, I knew I had seen one before!
I have provided an updated funnypic to more accurately reflect the reality of the bird.
“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”
“Mreh!” >:(
“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”
Transcription:
Grian: –ake a fully funct– oh look, he’s bringing me a flower! Isn’t that cu– oh, he’s burning. Oh dear. This is what we call a hot delivery. [in the exact tone of the avocado kid] Thaaaanks.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
cookie are you for real rn
You don’t have to be furry to be cute
Biscuit boiis
This will never NOT be funny
I’m so glad this is on tumblr
My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
my fav.
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
