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AN ANGRY GNAT

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Ok, so... on Christmas, my little brother had a gift under the tree.

…er, well, adjacent to the tree.

As he began to unwrap it…

…there were, one might say, a couple layers of wrapping.

A decent amount a layers.

Quite a number, in fact.

So many that, as unwrapping proceeded…

he kinda got lost in it.

But at the very center…

…there was a tiny slip of paper……

…that made him fall into the pile…

’cause it just said “goose” as I got him Untitled Goose Game.

All in all, as we took it apart…

…yeah, it got pretty crazy, don’t get me wrong…

…but hey, the cats had the time of their lives.

Every gift is really two gifts: something for the recipient, and a place for a cat to be inconvenient by sitting on.

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kyraneko

You. You really get the spirit of that game.

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