& South is not Down

I couldn't sleep so of course I came up with an Idea for a Fic I'm Not Writing

Based on those isekai anime's but specifically the one I watched Yesterday 'I'm the Villianess so I'm Taming the Final Boss.'

Sanji gets thrown into the dating sim he was playing before he died. As the character he most hated - the desperate, clumsy 3rd prince of a visiting royal family. The one who bumbles his way into every romance arc and fucks things up - not even on purpose! So, having played through all the romance routes, he figures the best thing he can do is stay out of them. Most of the romanceable characters have 2ndary love interests that they'll fall for and be happy with if the Protagonist doesn't choose them.

All except the one romance path Sanji was never able to finish bc the character was the most annoying and pointless: the guard captain and Knight of the Realm Roronoa Zoro!

(Zoro being the gay romance option, and Sanji never having figured that out bc he is 1. An idiot who was shocked when Nami's canon unchosen romance path was Princess Vivi and 2. Never got that far with Zoro bc he kept triggering fights and racking up bad karma points.)

Then - idk, maybe they awaken a special subplot that was never in the game or else have to face off against Another Protagonist

There's a lot of fun that can be had with the nature of reality in isekai fic

This scene. Is gonna be. So good when I finally get to it

Imagine Me & You (2005) as a zosan fic... would be so good, actually.

OKAY so i have a modern mdzs idea based on a twitter thread and two Devon Cole songs that I'll never write, bc idk if this is the set up or the fic or what but my life is a garbage fire 🔥👍😊

Where wwx's whole 'lost everything' thing was him getting carbon monoxide poisoning/having a gas leak in his apartment and thus having a year where he loses time, acts super erratic, loses friends/family/scholarship or job, is accused of multiple things including drug use, and eventually has to move in with the Wens!

I just think equating the whole yin iron/resentment poisoning thing with an actual irl thing thats similar would be really interesting!

Cause yeah those are choices he made that he now has to live with - But they're choices he made under the influence so how much can really be attested to him?

And he went against the housing corp (Jins of course) and lost! (lxc could never believe jgy would allow that to happen) (he can and would!)

Wwx: okay i didn't - 'break up' with my boyfriend.

Wn: oh?

Wq: thats not what I heard.

Wwx: no what happened was i walked out of what was, unbeknownst to me, supposed to be our engagement party because i was high, again - unbeknownst to me, and i yelled 'i just wish your family would call me a gold digging whore to my face!' Which was. Bad. So i walked out. With like. No phone, wallet, or anything and got on a train where i didn't know where it was going. Then i ran into A-Ning being mugged and couldn't just leave him!

Wn: thank you!

Wwx: its fine! Its good! So then you guys took me home...and to the hospital. And by the time I was okay to leave and I could phone home it seemed to awkward - like ....yeah. So i didn't leave him. I just! Left!

Wq: thats worse. You see how thats worse, right?

(Meanwhile the Jin took over the Wen housing division in a take over spearheaded by jgy - Wen Qing found...a lot black mold and immediately moved herself and wen ning 4 hours away where its much cheaper to live. It was a hard adjustment but worth it. She has no idea how wwx found them and he does not remember the trip.)

And like - listen - i'm not SAYING lwj was rushing things to try and get wwx to move in, but he might have been rushing things! 'Come to Gusu' is not DISSIMILAR to 'marry me.'

Someone tell me I don't need to write a caprince twitch streamer au where Damen is like amouranth and Laurent is... idk ninja or smth

Pls

It does not matter what fandom its for - imagining a twitch streamer au for your otp is ALWAYS funny. S Rank. Top tier. Always.

Raven Cycle... Hellboy au....

Hm - could be interesting

Blue piercing Ronan's ear/eyebrow with Orla's vintage virgin pin because in her words 'it should be used for something.'

Fic where the Dream Pack, post-Kavinsky, try to adopt Ronan. Bc its what he would have wanted.

Congrats, Ronan. You inherited a needy bunch of codependent, self destructive teens who think you are their king.

Pynch non-magic au: 'Outing my boyfriend as protestant agnostic at Thanksgiving to distract from the fact i'm gay'

Okay but who's writing the college fic where Declan is tutoring Adam - they're friends first. And the internal Hero's Journey he goes on when he finds out that Adam is dating his brother

(Bc i'm sorry - 'we're friends but i have a Huge Crush / am dating your sibling' is a trope i will never not find funny)

The events of Captive Prince only Damen has amnesia. They call him Damen and so Damen must be his name. He is not like the other slaves. He doesn’t know the forms and passive-aggressive barbs come to his tongue more quickly than niceties, but he must have been gifted to the Prince of Vere for a reason...