Doomed to be forever known as "That Trench Warfare Guy"

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

Add me, if you dare.

scientists have discovered that my enemies are bound to perish in the next great conflagration

BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

CORALINE (2009) + The Other Mother trivia

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

tagged by @macaroniyankee to do a poll so you know I had to get hyperspecific….

no-pressure tagging @hartshorn-and-isinglass @chaotic-history @ganymedian @goatbat and anyone who feels so inclined!

Gaunt's Ghosts

by Alec Thomas

true love (soundcloud link)

@strife-kind

honey……

i thought it was……….. a song……………….. i was mistaken……………………..

“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

No, that’s more of a

Haikubot thing. I’d not tread

upon their gimmick.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Motion Picture Association of America.

ponder the Inherent Homoeroticism of Firing by Rank

by Simon Carr

Reputation? I have a reputation?

THE X-FILES — 1.03: Squeeze