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In which the story (and the Citadel DLC) follows canon, but this is their first date - because the artist aka me ships Shoker.
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"You're going down, Massani."
She's young enough to be your goddamn daughter, Zaeed berated himself - again - as his perverted mind conjured up an entirely different interpretation of 'going down'.
Aurora Shepard was a shameless flirt and Zaeed had put no small amount of effort into ensuring he didn't get the wrong idea and end up assaulting the poor girl.
She's just fucking with you had become his mantra, that and the frequent cold showers. He may have sworn to keep his hands to himself but that didn't make him immune to her teasing.
"You're not afraid of losing to a girl are you?" Aurora whispered, far more sultrily than necessary as she made a show of gripping his offered hand, elegantly stretching her dainty fingers to interlock with his noticeably larger fist.
"You're hardly just some girl, Barbie," he rebuffed, his guard temporarily disabled as he lost himself in the luminescence of her ultraviolet eyes.
The corner of her mouth ticked up slightly when he failed to break eye contact, and he tried his best to suppress the thought of those plump lips doing far more sinful things than he had any right to be imagining.
Thank you so, so much @sammakesart for knocking this one out of the park. I am completely in love with them <3
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tbh i didn’t want to post it but zaeed’s tag is so goddamn empty Y-Y for the starving zaeed girlies 🫡
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[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid
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Awww butthurt manly men are already whining
elgarnan
please delete your saves
*sips coffee*
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zaeeds always down for a beer
wow lookit that mass effect =0
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“Have I ever told you that you look cute without your visor?”
–So this started out as just a quick doodle of Garrus and Shepard after a night out on the town, but suddenly it was 4AM and I’d finished the damn thing. :P
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queensimia-deactivated20181215
Addendum to the other day’s scrawlings.
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I was playing ME2 last night and there was some mission where the dialogue said something like “we’re gonna need an expert to calibrate the systems” and Garrus just said “one of us should be able to figure it out” and I really wished there was a joke in there so I’m just gonna pretend he said that with a gleam of unbridled excitement in his eyes while thinking “play it cool, Garrus, you don’t want Shepard thinking you’re King Nerd of Calibrations Planet”.
surelyforth
*dies*
ralyse
Reblogging because that headcanon is too perfect, lol.