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the power over distance is also the power to harm
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foone

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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niconicorose

Sometime anime will be like “here is the coolest and most interesting girl you’ve ever seen. Anyway, this show is not about her because we’re cowards. It’s about some guy who is so boring and generic we didn’t even put him on the poster of his own show. He does sexually harass her, though.”

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"It turns out that if you put Elon Musk on the graph, almost the entire US population is crammed into a vertical bar, one pixel wide. Each pixel is $500 million wide, illustrating that $500 million essentially rounds to zero from the perspective of the wealthiest Americans."

For the people who thought 60k was wealthy in that one poll recently

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some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

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remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

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elbiotipo

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

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If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

"ya know, i think i've finally kicked that old addiction of mine. i dont even think about it anymore. and ya know, it feels really good. like, reaaaally go-... ah shit. in a real pickle now"

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no genre has been done as dirty as stealth games. Like. if thousands of people thought they hated sokoban games because hundreds of game developers created dogshit mandatory sokoban segments in every game for no reaso- okay bad example

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