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[AU where Jon Bois is in Universal Century]

"Zeon calls a meeting, and while the meeting was behind closed doors and the minutes are classified, but I'm pretty sure even if we had them, they'd just read the word "GUNDAM' underlined a couple times for emphasis."

"I mean, what do you even do about this thing? You can't just shoot him, that suit moves faster than anything you've got. And even if you land a hit, that armor means you basically did nothing. You might as well be writing Amuro a letter and hoping he gives himself a paper cut.

"Well, what about tactics? Well, we tried that. Turns out [Camera moves to graph used earlier in the video.] the kid's the kind of person who uses his shield as a projectile weapon. Can't plan around that.

[camera zooms out slowly, starts spinning.]

"So, the greatest military minds of Zeon are all sitting at a conference table. And one by one they're all realizing that this 14 year old has... basically made their military strategy devolve into, making a wish and hoping it comes true.

"Well, if that's all you've got, then... I think I might know where to find a shooting star."

[Jazziest synth you've ever heard in your life]

[picture of Char appears onscreen]

[Alex Rubenstein voiceover kicks in]

"Char Aznable needs no introduction. Better known as The Red Comet, which is a nickname so good, you always kinda thought that he couldn't live up to it. But live up he did."

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silicon valley mass suicides on a 2008 level incoming please please please please please please please please please please please please

xi jinping and deepseek my life is yours

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Anonymous asked:

I'm reading some old fanfic, and do you think Saga fucks like a maestro? Like she's phenomenally skilled at making Blaze experience nirvana?

Oh my godddd my friend showed me that 😭😭😭😭

Its very funny i think i talked with a mutual friend how she can fuck cuz shes not technically an official monk so its a loophole

And she can just fuck dusk

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schizosusie

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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lonestatus

tumblr is lowkey so good because you can hack your way through mobs of the tortured dead and never run out of blood with which to purify your blade

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What I admire about romance readers, and what Annie Wilkes also embodies, is their passionate defense of the genre’s rules. Every other genre is afflicted with a plague of increasingly stale “deconstructions” to the point where just a straight up delivery of established tropes would be the novel choice. But romance readers will insist on their HEA and I believe they will perform increasingly gruesome symbolic castrations on writers that deviate. And if horror fans had that sense of self-worth and commitment to collective action, I would never again have to encounter the third act twist that the monster isn’t so bad after all.

“Isn’t colonialism the real vampire?”

I will remove your fingers, I swear.

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tista-bie

you're in her dms. her character song and mine have complementary melodies so they can be combined later in the story for thematic reasons. we are not the same.

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