The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

When we’re worried that things won’t go to plan, we can feel compelled to just ruin it ourselves, to eliminate the POSSIBILITY of things going wrong. It’s tough, and it’s a hard habit to break, but you deserve all the goodness that comes your way, nurture it and take care <3

love from the sad ghost club

i know this scene is supposed to demonstrate how vapid everyone but bella is but this is quite literally exactly how i talk in real life every day

Good Omens as Whose Line Is It Anyway Identities

Crowley

Aziraphale

Anathema and Newton

Madame Tracy

Sergeant Shadwell

I posted this without knowing what the sound was and I'm honestly not disappointed

got a very important library book

Wake up

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

hey can someone explain the intricacies of economics to my pet bird he keeps opening his cage to tear up all the shit in the living room

Any takers?

i don’t really like my stepdad. but aside from that he’s like a stereotypical american white guy who drinks miller lite and loves the chicago bears and country music, but i do remember this one time when i was like 14/15 i was in the car with him and korn’s freak on a leash was on the radio and he out of no where did the wild nasty beat boxing part along to the song and i was like “w…what. .. .?” and he was literally like “no one will believe you” and that’s the only time i’ve really felt this emotion 

amazing

I just gonna say… the harness is a marking harness, it paints a colour onto every sheep that’s mounted, so what this farmer probably did was give different rams different colours and from there he figured out which sheep were gay (ie only marking their colour on other rams) just farmer stuff 😂

ram leather subculture

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The shoulder

the articulation of hubris

God really went nuts, just said “go wild, you funky little monkeys!” and gave us a spheroid joint that can move in all directions and do  e v e r y t h i n g !~, except stay in its fucking place when hit by a light breeze

A fucking mess:

“Looks complicated, how does it work?” It doesn’t

big fan of God, but this was a rookie mistake

God: hmm…I’m not sure about this one human joint, can you review it?

Pre-callout Satan: looks great fam 👌

buddy, if anyone misused something it was god misusing their power when they elaborated this hot mess of a joint

“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

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