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SURPASSED 2500 FICS ON AO3 MWAHAHA
some anon: hey I'm doing a YT video on the history of the Marauder fandom and did you know this WolfStar fic you have is the oldest known WolfStar tagged fic to exist on Fanfiction.net?
me: this fic? lmao there's no way--
me: okay WHAT the ACTUAL FUCK
20 questions for fic writers!
tagged by @clotpolesonly 💜
- How many works do you have on AO3?
Officially it is 2,434 fics but probably 4-6 more fics under anon. I will eventually de-anon those but I'm not right now,,,, 👀👀👀
- What’s your total AO3 word count?
2,912,560 words.
- What fandoms do you write for?
I have written for 489 fandoms so far but I collect fandoms like Pokemon so I'm sure the number will be up in the end of 2023, hehe. I will list the top ten fandoms though I have done so far:
- DCU (222)
- Merlin (TV) (180)
- Marvel (132)
- Game of Thrones (TV) (125)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (111)
- Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) (108)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (97)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (96)
- Young Justice (Cartoon) (82)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (77)
- What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
2,699 kudos -- Take Me Up (G-rated, Knights of the Round Table & Merlin + Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, BBC Merlin)
Excalibur acts like Thor's Hammer - only for the worthy. Magic prevents others from grasping it.
2,105 kudos -- Sleepless In New York (No Rating, Ash Lynx/Okumura Eiji, Banana Fish - Anime & Manga)
Ash goes missing and Shorter discovers him taking care of a sick Eiji. It makes sense why Ash hasn’t contacted anyone. Or bothered to glance at his messages. Ash’s head gets fuzzy when it comes to Eiji, Shorter realizes once more. That’s what happens with love.
1,722 kudos -- Belonging (E-rated, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, BBC Merlin - warnings for mentions of underage and noncon)
“I’ll be fine here,” Merlin insists, upright and curled in the dark, velvet blankets. He’s naked as sin, beautiful with morning-light in his thick, sable hair, his nipples exposed to cold air. “You’ll only be away for a season, maybe half.”
1,688 kudos -- A Matter of the Heart (E-rated, Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Yuri!!! on Ice - warnings for mentions of violence)
If there's a single thing Yuuri can't get enough of—it's Viktor's attention. People want it. The letters from Viktor's fans beg for it, for a photo or an autograph, for him to respond. One of Viktor's most ruthless stalkers attacks Yuuri in broad daylight.
1,615 kudos -- It Was Only You (E-rated, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, BBC Merlin)
Looking across the playing field, Arthur dripping with sweat and mud, knocking away the ball from the other footie team, Merlin feels the pull. It starts at his belly, from the centre of his navel, and radiates pleasantly to every nerve-end.
- Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I do! I love to respond to comments and talk and possibly make more writer friends! 😊 And I also wanna respect boundaries with commenters so I implemented a new idea: If you comment with a certain emoji, I will leave your comment as it is and not respond. It has been a GREAT decision for the people who admitted they're shy.
- What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
OHHHHHH GOD. THE FIRST ONE I THINK OF IS THE LAST HOURS (E-rated, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, BBC Merlin) WHERE THEY DIE IN THE END BC THEY ARE ON VACATION IN AUSTRALIA WHEN AN ASTEROID HITS EUROPE AND THERE'S A FIRESTORM COMING. IT IS ABSOLUTELY WORTH THE READ THO. IT'S A FAVE OF MINE.
I do wanna say that Bereavement (T-rated, Sirius Black & Harry Potter, Harry Potter) where Harry, instead of Sirius, falls through the veil and No Matter What Happens, You'll Return To Me (T-rated, Porsche & Porchay + Porsche/Kinn + Porchay/Kim, Kinnporsche (TV)) where Kim dies bc of a random act of cruelty by a stranger and Porchay overdoses on sleeping pills and it's all in Porsche's POV,,, those are very strong competitors for the #1 spot of angsty endings.
no no I'm sorry,,, no it's definitely Devil's Side (T-rated, Lord Asriel & Lyra Belacqua, His Dark Materials) because I cannot explain to how fucked up that story got me and basically everyone I inflicted that on
- What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Ohhhhh god this one is harder ASJSDJ,,,, if I'm picking a fic with angst, Up In Smoke (T-rated, Korra/Asami Sato, Avatar: Legend of Korra) has a satisfying ending after a group of people burn down the Sato residency and Asami grieves,,,, but if I'm picking a fic that is fluff and has an ending I like, then Pulled From The Wreckage (No Rating, Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens (TV)) because I'm love them.
- Do you get hate on fics?
Oh most definitely. It's happened. Either some mfer didn't read the tags I got up and they got something smart to say,,,, or is a ship hater🥱,,,, or leaves poorly masked constructive criticism,,,,,
When I do think of AO3 hate I've gotten, I do think about the time I posted a Bellamy/Clarke & Clarke/Lexa vee-relationship poly fic from The 100 tv show where both shipping fandoms showed their own asses in the comments. (And I would do it again to laugh at them.) Or I think about the guy who came onto my Merthur fic where Arthur had terminal cancer and he practiced safe consensual sex (like some of the most consensual I've ever written) and called Arthur 'a whore' because it wasn't enough Merthur sex going on in my fic??? Like you gotta be out of your goddamn mfing mind to do that nonsense.
- Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
I got 505 explicit rated fics and they're 99.9% full of smut! Mostly the smut is between OTPs/ships I like, but sometimes it's just because! I gonna recommend three smut fics of mine just for shits and grins:
Don't Fall In Love So Madly With The Night (Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac, AMC's Interview with the Vampire + Novel Canon, 666 words - warnings for graphic content)
Louis anguishes over consuming his own flesh-and-blood, and Lestat dotes. Because Lestat enjoys it.
Come And Get It (Loki/Sylvie, Loki (TV), 3902 words)
Loki and Sylvie wind down, hopping from apocalypse to apocalypse, by trying to kick each other's ass.
Hold Me Close (Padmé Amidala/Sabé & Padmé Amidala/Eirtaé/Rabé/Sabé/Saché/Yané, Star Wars, 1000 words)
Padmé has no immediate recollection of the Festival of Light, long after dusk, save for the matter of too much scentwine — purplish in quality and strong with its bright, floral aroma. She wakes among her handmaidens, come morning light, savoring their conversation and heat and presence.
- Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
Not very often! But they do happen! I've done J. Robert Oppenheimer/Barbie (BARBENHEIMER!) with An Old Friend and Part II Ellie Williams meeting HBO TV series!Ellie Williams with Me, You, Us and Prince Charming from Disney's Snow White/Prince Phillip from Disney's Sleeping Beauty with Love's First Kiss and Emily from Corpse Bride/Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas with Butterfly Bush and then I did something kinda cool in The Autopsy of Jane Doe/The Witch crossover with Long, Long Ago!
- Have you ever had a fic stolen?
AND THAT'S WHY I FUCKING HATE WATTPAD. YOU EVER SEEN MY ACCOUNT ON WATTPAD? I AM THERE TO HUNT PPL DOWN. I THINK I MADE TWO ACCOUNTS JUST IN CASE. AAAAAAAAAA.
- Have you ever had a fic translated?
I have! I have had a couple of bad experiences with people asking to translate my fics so I'm a little wary now but,,,,, yeah there's a few.
- Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Me and @glove23 have cowritten fics! It's So Goodbye Until Tomorrow! There's also The Lie Of Living, The Truth In Wanting! I'm a terrible and temperamental cowriter sometimes, I'm sorry ☹️
- What’s your all time favourite ship?
SHRUGS. IT CAN CHANGE OVER TIME. I'm gonna say Peter Pan/Wendy Darling though. Easily you're gonna get me with that.
- What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
If you were ever holding out for an update on Fate's Design, Facing the Darkness, or Game, Set, Match then oops.
- What are your writing strengths?
SHRUGGGSSSS. I just think through experience probably and writing as much as I have, I've mastered some kind of writing style? Or at least my rhythm in it? I know I put a lot of detail into what I'm writing.
- What are your writing weaknesses?
I could be doing more with expanding on parts and structurally setting scenes up. Like I can SEE where I can improve and I wanna.
- Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
Eh. I've done it.
- First fandom you wrote for?
Harry Potter?
- Favourite fic you’ve written?
THAT'S HAAAAAAARD. I HAVE TOO MANY FICS.
You know what, if you wanna get on my good side, just talk to me about anything out of Your Childhood Cishets, Now WLW/MLM ashsdsahjsaj the entire thing is my ongoing and beloved project
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Tagging @glove23 @merlinsbed @onestrangenovelist @greyisbetterthangray @rapha-reads @divorcedmalewife and literally if you got some fics on AO3, this is an open invite to do this!
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Tag 9 people you want to get to know better
I got tagged by @fortpeat ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for thinking of me
Three Ships:
- Lyra Silvertongue/Will Parry (His Dark Materials)
- Prapai/Sky (Love in the Air series)
- Kim/Porchay (KinnPorsche the Series)
First Ever Ship:
I wanna say,,,,,,,,, Peter Pan/Wendy?? yeah that’s gotta be it
Last Song:
Caribbean Blue by Enya
Last Movie:
The Day After Tomorrow (I think??) with @glove23
Currently Reading:
Fanfic! Mostly just immediate things I am given by friends/mutuals
Currently Watching:
HDM just ended so,,,,,,,,,, I guess I’m rewatching episodes so I can do fanfic for a little while and then go back to KP/LITA as soon as possible
Currently Consuming:
Sleep. Sleep. And more sleep.
Currently Craving:
A healthy immune system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
People I want to see do this:
Rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.
I got tagged on my writing blog by @lilxxbrainrot aaaa! Thank you! I will be cheating by putting in more than 3 lines to each section but no more than 7!
Head Above Water (Lord Asriel & Lyra Belacqua, Lyra Belacqua & Pantalaimon, Lord Asriel & Stelmaria, Lyra Belacqua & Roger Parslow || His Dark Materials || No Rating || 2897 words)
"It's okay…" she breathes, shaking so fiercely. Lyra's hand reaches for Pantalaimon’s pearly-white fur, to comfort, to grasp him.
Bright red blood leaks out onto the ice. She's never seen a colour so vivid… glowing… Lyra moans, rapidly blinking out the woozy spell. Her ankle, torn open by split shards of ice, feels moist and burning-hot and cold all at the same time.
Vœux (Prince Charming/Cinderella || Disney’s Cinderella (1950) || G-rating || 3375 words)
Cinderella studies the armor with rapt attention. "Is there any for women?"
Prince Charming goes solemn, face tightening.
"… Women cannot be knights, I'm afraid."
"Aren't you a knight?" she questions. Prince Charming hesitates and stammers, nonplussed by her frankness, and Cinderella's mouth forms into an 'O' of embarrassment. "Was I not supposed to say aloud that you're a woman?
Thrills and Chills (Barry Allen/Leonard Snart/Iris West || The Flash (TV 2014) || E-rating || 2399 words)
You were right, toots," Leonard says, practically purring. "Barry's shhyyyy."
Iris disguises her giggle behind a hand, giving Barry an apologetic look.
Barry sits up on his knees, making an offended noise.
"No, I'm not."
Leonard's silent smirk feels like a challenge. Barry doesn't have anything to prove, and he wouldn't be half-dressed and massaging Iris' thigh if Barry didn't want to be here with them.
Never Alone (Nanase Haruka/Tachibana Makoto || Free! || E-rating || 5702 words)
"You shouldn't have been in the water," he says with a little more heat, as if accusing Makoto of something. "Not if you didn't trust it."
Makoto blinks. Is Haru mad about that?
"I see … Is that what you believe about the ocean, Haru?"
"The will of others don't command the water. You just have to know what it's feeling, and then tame it."
Saving All My Love For You (Thomas J. Sennett/Vada Sultenfuss || My Girl (1991) || G-rated || 2221 words)
She thinks about Thomas J getting attacked by the bees, and thinks about her prayers. She thinks about her promise to God about marrying Thomas J if he lived.
"You keep it," Vada insists, pushing the mood ring back into Thomas J's opened hand.
"Really?" he asks. "You sure, Vada?"
"One day, you're gonna give my mood ring back to me but not right now. We're not ready."
The Child (The Thirteenth Doctor/River Song || Doctor Who || M-rating || 4463 words)
"Nervous?" River asks, muffling out a laugh. It vibrates a shock of exquisite heat against the Doctor's chin.
"… You're a menace," the Doctor tells her, unable to suppress a wide and girlish smile. Boyish. Them-ish. "A right menace."
Every Deed of Mercy (Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov || Yuri!!! on Ice || E-rating || 3047 words)
Although he's scared for his life, Yuuri resents this entire situation, and being helpless. He can do nothing but remain on his knees, looking sullenly and quietly at the first burglar squatting down next to him, waving his pocketknife with a little, eerie smile.
"If I were you, I would be more nervous…"
This time, someone is speaking in English — thickened and naturally accented. Yuuri side-eyes him, breathing heavily out of his mouth, tasting a hint of blood mingling in his own saliva.
"You're going to jail," Yuuri murmurs, in the flattest, deadpan Russian he can muster.
Graduation Day (Chrissy Cunningham/Eddie Munson || Stranger Things || T-rating || 1772 words)
Chrissy giggles, much more softly this time, and Eddie's heart feels fast and fluttery. Fuck, she's the only important thing right now.
"Oh! Here! I finished!"
She holds out a graduation cap and Eddie lets out an excitable, noisy laugh, taking it up. Instead of being the Hawkins green, he can see black fabric sewn over his, his, graduation cap. The top of it covered with hand-sewn skulls and crossbones and rocker symbols.
"Chrissy Cunningham, you did this all yourself?"
The Last Hours (Merlin/Arthur Pendragon || BBC Merlin || E-rated || 2163 words)
It's not his car, but there's a key in the ignition.
He remembers the way back to Uther's family beach house.
Arthur has to be there. There's nowhere else to go.
"I'm going to kill you," Merlin mutters, gripping the wheel hard enough to bruise his hands. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you sorry arse."
Devil Caught Your Eye (Wanda Maximoff/Sylvie || Marvel Cinematic Universe || T-rating, 1534 words)
Wanda—Scarlet Witch—hovers upwards, her crimson-glow eyes still glaring. It's a barren wasteworld stretching out before them, the atmosphere chokingly thick with darkness and smoldering-hot ash. A place, a dimension, an apocalyptic hellstorm.
"Right," Agnes's imposter murmurs. She's small-figured, wearing an emerald cloak and a broken, horned head-piece. Her hair stringy with wet, clumping ash. Blood trickles under her nostrils.
Tagging: @glove23 @clotpolesonly @merlinsbed @fern-stone @not-so-mundane-after-all @freshbrainss and anyone else who sees this and wants to participate!
[sobbing] we did it,,,, we did it joe
1-40 or just whichever ones vibe the most that u wanna do 💅✨
- 3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?
Mostly I sit alone on my bed with a water bottle and open Spotify/YouTube for music and open my usual writing tabs. I guess I cursed part is I forget to eat when I probably should be eating.
- 5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?
As soon as I post something on AO3, I cannot look at it. Not at least for several days. I do not want to know or see the stats on it. It's not about if they are 100% true or not,,, I have a paranoia disorder.
- 7. What is your deepest joy about writing?
Engaging with other people. Hearing what they think. I love the writing itself but I also love the community keeping us going.
- 9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know
Oh totally. Some shit has happened that I can't explain. Who am I to say that ghosts aren't real? I can't prove that for a fact.
- 10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?
all of my WIPs are haunting me sdkdlajjdksfdjj
I'm gonna say "haunted" for me is "I like how it turned out so much that it's haunted my thoughts" and I would have to go with The Darkest Evening Of The Year (Narrator/Owner of Woods, Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost, T-rated, 200 words) because the rhythm of the prose just knocks me over I am so happy with how it turned out and Speak Softly (Loki/Sylvie, MCU, T-rated, 5388 words) because I took this kickass idea I had from a while ago and I executed it so much better than I imagined it. That's a damn good feeling.
- 11. Do you believe in the old advice to “kill your darlings?” Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?
I murdered my darling Lyra Belacqua in Devil's Side (and I have been told by more people than on any other fic to my memory that they were horrified and broken up by what happened to her).
I murdered my darling Luke Skywalker in The Countdown
I murdered my darling Keith and Shiro in Survive The Night
I murdered my darling... the entire Young Justice team in Where We Belong (well, I mean it's an afterlife fic,,,,,,, if that helps).
I murdered my darling Leon Orcot in Unwaking
I murdered my darling Rapunzel in Tower, Tower, Burning Bright
I murdered my darling Anna in In The Ground Where We Lie
And last, but certainly not at all least, me and @glove23 murdered our darling Arya Stark in So Goodbye Until Tomorrow
- 14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?
Mmm,,, I was someone who cursed someone,,,, I would be cursing someone who still has my books I let them borrow. I do not let people borrow from me anymore. Only if they live with me.
- 19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?
I started when I was nine. I just started writing in my notebooks about fairy tales I made up in my head and then I wrote about scary stories/urban legends I remembered when I was around twelve. I kept writing, because I liked it and I liked being in my own imagination, and it gravitated between original works and fanfiction. The bumps were always things outside of the writing. I am in my thirties now and I am still writing and still enjoying being in my head. That's not changing.
- 21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?
Absolutely not. It keeps me from snapping. ADSMLASADMLJ.
- 27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?
It's less "who is more stressful" and more "why are they so stressed" that will get me. We talk about actors getting character bleed,,,, but what do you call it when you are writing and the emotions you are invoking for the fictional character are now affecting you?
- 28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?
They're all a delightful. A delightful pain in my ass.
- 29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?
From trying to fix canon. From bouncing off ideas and headcanons from friends. From going on anon memes/kink memes. From fandom-based events like ship weeks or fandom weeks or gift exchanges.
- 31. Write a short love letter to your readers.
i love you i love every second you breathe i love you i love how you comment i love how you think of details i love you i love how you chose to stay with me even when i write the most insane shit possible and put it out into the world and you look at your email alerts like "what the everloving FUCK have you done" and then delete the email i love you i love your feelings you feel no matter if you tell me them to me or not i love you and i see you and i know there's not enough i can say to properly convey how you keep me going i love you i love you
- 34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:
✨no✨
- 35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?
Hmmm. Probably the "don't start anything with dialogue hurrdurr-" shut the fuck up I'm writing fanfic I'm gonna do whatever I want
37. If you were to be remembered only by the words you’ve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?
They would think "damn this bitch has a thing for whump" SDLDSSDJOSDJOJ nah I think they would see that I was involved in a lot of subjects and conversations about people and so on.
- 39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?
When the lows are low, they're fucking low. I try to remember that I am human and I do actually love writing even if the voice in my head tells me I'm not good enough. The voice loves to convince me that nobody cares about me and that other people are better than me. And then I realize,,,, yeah,,, there are other people better than me at writing! And that's just life! We have different writing styles and characterizations and audiences! It doesn't make me less of a good writer if I didn't get the engagement I was hoping for on a story! You just accept it! You accept it and you move onto the next story. That's all you can do.
i got to see the fallout (2021) and it made me process some stuff about surviving a school shooting in this country. my school shooter didn't get to fire his gun. it was in his locker and robert was saving it for afternoon classes. i was in middle school and i was supposed to die that day. i know i was supposed to die that day because he confessed to the intent of murdering everyone in the class we shared together, because three boys in the classroom wouldn't stop bullying him, and in robert's eyes, everyone else in our class was just as guilty.
they don't talk about the near-misses. they don't talk about what happens when the police dogs find the gun before it's fired, so you have to carry around the knowledge that you, you, were the intended target and you survived.
they don't talk about it because nobody actually died in this scenario. the only reason he got caught at all was because robert had a little weed in his locker and it just happened to be a one of the many random drug search days at my public school. the media can't sensualize this for clicks and views. everyone did in fact go to school the next day. i don't even know if the other kids in my class fully processed what was gonna happen to them. as an adult now, i am still trying to find a way to process all of this.
it's a great movie, 10/10, but none of this is normal. this country shouldn't be still subjecting children to this whether or not the gun goes off.
2021 FIC YEAR IN REVIEW
I saw @clotpolesonly doing this and she encouraged me to try!
Total number of completed works: 263
Total word count: 314, 601
Fandoms written in: I don’t even know how many fandoms but I can guess the more active fandoms were Marvel, Doctor Who, Yuri!!! on Ice, Harry Potter, Tenet (2020), Teen Titans, BTVS, Avatar: Legend of Korra, DC Comics, His Dark Materials, The Witcher (TV), Once Upon a Time, Supergirl, IT Movies, Wandavision, TFATWS, SK8 the Infinity, Venom (Movies), Star Wars, Hannibal (TV), Game of Thrones, Shadow and Bone, Loki (TV), Supernatural...
Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d expected?: I actually think I wrote a less amount of fanfics than last year! That bums me out a little but also,,,,, ffs
What’s your own favorite story of the year?: I HAVE A FEW FAVES. The Ending Is The Beginning (Neil/The Protagonist, Tenet 2020, Explicit)... Thrills and Chills (Barry Allen/Leonard Snart/Iris West, The Flash (TV 2014), Explicit)... Sorry, I Like You (Azula/Ty Lee, A:TLA, Teen)... mostly because I love how the writing turned out. I couldn’t be happier.
Did you take any writing risks this year?: A ton of,,,, failed AO3 fests.
Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the new year?: In all seriousness, I wanna finish up my chapter stories. I’m sorry it’s taking so long.
Most popular story of the year?: In My Head With You (Venom/Eddie Brock - Venom 2018-2021 Movies, Explicit) I believe has the higher view count of 9757. I hammered it out in time for Venom 2 just dropping into theaters.
Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion: omg if anyone is interested please read Night-Fall (Todd Anderson/Neil Parry, Dead Poets Society, Mature) because I haven’t gotten to interact with more of the fandom and I feel like this fic got skipped over and Devil Caught Your Eye (Wanda Maximoff/Sylvie, MCU, Teen) because they’re two of my favorite characters in the MCU next to Yelena and I think I did a fantastic scenario of them meeting up!
Most fun story to write: I had way too much fun doing the “Alina pegs the Darkling” fic which is Surprise Me (The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov, Shadow and Bone (TV), Explicit) like I’m sorry,,,, I’m not,,,, but it had to be done. He NEEDED to get railed!!
Most unintentionally telling story: I don’t know what “unintentionally telling” is supposed to mean in this context,,,, so imma just recommend Blackthorn (Kim Possible/Shego, Kim Possible, No Rating) because it’s telling you it’s gay. It’s very gay. Please enjoy.
Biggest disappointment: I guess myself and the lack of time-management and commitment I would usually practice.
Biggest surprise: HOW ABOUT GETTING 1200+ KUDOS AND 9500+ VIEWS ON MY PETER-3/PETER-2(/PETER-1) FIC FOR SPIDERMAN NWH???? HOLY SHIT?? yall were so ready to go feral and ship any level of Spideycest if it had some kind of canon basis (I mean I was too but that’s besides the point!!!)
I’m tagging @glove23 @merlinsbed @asajjvxntress @not-so-mundane-after-all-97 @sheherlocked @rapha-reads @delphiniumblooms and any writer who sees this!
you know what,,, I never get to be that guy!! but I wanna be that guy!! here's a collective list of Halloweeny and/or spoopy feeling fics I've done that I think y’all might really enjoy!! 🎃🖤🧡
Chills & Thrills (Yuri!!! On Ice, Mila Babicheva & Yuri Plisetsky, Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino, T-rating, 1348 words)
After getting pranked by Yuri for weeks, Mila decides to get a little revenge around Halloween. He hasn't heard yet about the legend of the eretica: a woman who sold her soul to the devil and visits in the form of an old, vampiric woman in rags.
Simply Meant To Be (Nightmare Before Christmas, Sally/Jack Skellington, E-rating, 314 words)
Jack has no memories of his time being alive. But they exist. He loved a woman once, and she has never left his side since.
thriller night (IT Movies, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, No Rating, 1161 words)
Halloween is supposed to be about trick or treating. Eddie finds himself instead fearfully wandering a graveyard with Richie.
Take Me And Do As You Will (Godfather Death - Fairy Tale, Death/Morrigan | The Physician, E-rating, 1159 words)
"Watch over my son Morrigan," the father begged, wheezing. "He has no mother. No kin. I do not have long if you are here."
Death agreed, patiently waiting for his heart to cease, soothing his brow — for in the eyes of Death, all souls are fair and equal.
My Body Is A Cage (Junji Ito’s Tomie, Kawakami Tomie/Original Female Character(s), E-rating, 1007 words)
"You didn't do it right."
Tomie leans over her shoulder, embracing Mori and nuzzling her blood-splattered cheek to Mori's face. Her pearly teeth gape from her jaws carved to the bone. Her voice fades in and out of girlishly high to a monstrous rumble. Tomie's glow-eyes blink.
"Make me pretty. Make me pretty like I really am."
A Long Way Away (Halloweentown, Marnie Piper/Kal, No Rating, 930 words)
She wants to kiss him, and that's confusing and frightening. She wants him to want to kiss her. Even after what Kal did, terrorizing the mortal world and Halloweentown, she remembers how he made her feel.
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Interview with a fanfic author tag!
I got tagged by @not-so-mundane-after-all-97 eeeeee thank you 😀❤️
1. Your favorite fic that you've written (or just one you want to give a shout out to)
omg please check out my Jurassic Park fic And It's Called The Concept Of Attraction (Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm/Ellie Sattler, E-rating, 2224 words) because why not it’s Jurassic Park and I personally think it’s hilarious
2. Your favorite fic title that you’ve come up with
I mean does anything really top eeeeeee urrrrrrrrrr deedle deedle screeeelllllllll ee ee ee blurrrrrrblurblur (Dib/Zim, M-rating, 916 words) for Invader Zim
3. How do you get inspiration to write?
I’m constantly thinking about writing. If I don’t write then my manic anxiety starts eating my brain alive and I have The Bad Thoughts and I ain’t got time for that because I’ve got a million AO3 fests to write for I signed up for fkjfdddj
4. Your favorite genre/subgenre of fic to write
DOES WHUMP COUNT???? CAUSE IT’S WHUMP,,,,,, should I be concerned that I wanna see my faves covered in blood and passing out,,, I mean PROBABLY,,,,, but AM I concerned??? NO NOT REALLY,,, I tend to gravitate towards Romance/Romantic Friendship otherwise
5. Do you have other hobbies?
IN THIS ECONOMY???? WITH WHAT MONEY AND WHAT TIME??
6. A fun fact about you that a lot of people may not know
I’m following 440 Halloween/Horror/Autumn blogs,,,, on purpose and yes I did just count and yes that is the right number fkdfmfdmfdkkj
7. Pick one character to self project onto.
[AGGRESSIVELY PICKS UP SYLVIE] YOU NOW HAVE COMPLEX PTSD WORSENED BY ANXIETY AND EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS USUALLY DEALING WITH RAGE AND YOU HAVE THE AUTISM AS WELL
8. Favorite genre of music
whatever [gestures vaguely to my Spotify playlists] this is,,,,,
9. Your favorite singer/band
[gestures more vaguely to my Spotify playlists] uhhhh,,,
10. How has your experience in fandom been?
yeah not really keen on the conservative cultist groupthink and TERFism that has infiltrated fandom in general,,,,, but I mean I love being here and I’ll fight to be here and enjoy myself so sincerely you can get fucked if you’re one of those people who wastes their energy focusing on their NOTP and harassing people
tagging @glove23 @clotpolesonly @spookywitchnerd24 @theschubita @asajjvxntress @merlinsbed
Tag people you want to catch up with/get to know better!
I got tagged by @out-of-context-charlie ahhhh thank youuuu 🥰
Favorite Color: Orange! Whenever a quiz inevitably omits any option for orange in the “What’s Your Favorite Color?” section then I usually pick purple or red or black if those are available. They usually are. Why do y’all hate orange?
Last Song: ngl I’m listening to “Boyfriend” by Big Time Rush
Last Movie: Luca! It was soooooo sweet and good! And full of baby mlm! Nobody can prove me wrong and that means you Disney execs! NO WAIT I SAW “FEAR STREET 1994″ ON NETFLIX. SHIT. IT’S GOOD. IT’S DUMB LIKE THE BOOKS BUT IT’S GOOD AND THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A LESBIAN.
Last Show: Loki on Disney+ (yes, I didn’t start this show with any inclination for shipping - and yes, now I ship both Lokius and Sylki - and yes, we do exist)
Sweet, Sour, or Savory: hhhmmm,,,, probably sweet or savory
Craving: Validation. 100%. Gimme validation.
Tea or Coffee: Blueberry white tea would be good about now,,,
Current Projects: I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, have so many deadlines and fests that I am involved in that it’s not even funny. I haven’t finished several chapter fics,,, I’m actively trying to not think about it like I’m gonna finish them just not this second,,,, listen I just do things because I can and I don’t talk about doing them. I just do them I just do them all and then you see like 3-7 fanfics posted by me in a day in your email. Idk why! Don’t question my process! I’m looking forward to finishing “Between Grief and High Delight” though. I love AshEiji so much. I wanted to get another chapter up in July but we will see.
I’m gonna tag @merlinsbed, @clotpolesonly, @asajjvxntress, @not-so-mundane-after-all-97, @justadiva, @onestrangenovelist
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Anonymous asked:
I come straight from reading this story https://archiveofourown.org/works/30049236
and help I need to gush about it! Fake married! Opera! Emotional rifts! Protagoneil babies! I can't even begin to imagine the beauty of said baby 😻 Nothing says "hope" like a little one! And yes, Neil, we know that you love him and that you always want to have David's back, but you were a lunatic for taking this job. Oh my god, can you imagine the Protagonist as Neil's pregnancy progresses? A bundle of joy, angst and worry all rolled up into one maybe?
gush away, anon! i myself was a blubbering mess at the end of the fic lmao
and yes, there’s just something incredibly beautiful about a protagoneil baby. i’m not usually inclined towards pregnancy plots and kidfics unless they’re already part of canon itself, but protagoneil with children just feels so natural to me. it raises the stakes and shines on their personal hopes so much more, as well as underlining the narrative contrast with sator. they’re bringing a child into a world that they’re determined to save, as opposed to sator who already knows he’s gonna destroy the world and had a child anyway.
also since when neil is not a lunatic? 🤣 david’s gonna have his hands full trying to appeal to neil’s saner side and convince him to sit out field missions. wheeler and ives are already backing off from this latest spousal drama. tenet’s medical and logistics are both simultaneously horrified and joyful at the baby revelation.
neil ends up in multiple tea sessions with barbara, and also alternating between helping to babysit her own toddler son and concocting even crazier plans for his fellow agents (”okay fine i can’t go out there, so you get to do this for me instead”)
thank u @nooowestayandgetcaught for sending us all down into this tenet baby spiral!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE THANK YOU JSEHSJSJ
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this is one of the nicest damn things i have ever gotten in my comments wow wow
😭😭😭😭😭 i haven't recovered thank you
this is one of the nicest damn things i have ever gotten in my comments wow wow
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Tagging @ everybody who sees this post and wants to do this! <3
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