On Nov23, the Japanese Pokemon Center will be releasing merch celebrating the 25th anniversary of Gold and Silver (and as someone who found their rhythm in Gen2, typing that is kinda a punch to the gut 😵‍💫).

Those Lugia and Ho-Oh plushies 👀

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world "this woman has a tumblr account!" and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil's sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase "devil's sacrament" came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn't it

the fact that we all understood what you meant by "devil's sacrament" without a second thought is proof of the second statement

The look of sheer horror when I told a coworker they seem like someone with a tumblr account. I meant it as an olive branch and we became good friends! But that look remains hilarious, like a deer in headlights.

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

This article title made me laugh so hard for being so absolutely savage

Game Freak is a development studio known chiefly for developing the Pokémon series; however, they have also programmed two Mario-related games: the Japan-only Mario & Wario for the Super Famicom, and the puzzle game Yoshi (also known as Mario & Yoshi in Europe) for NES and Game Boy.

Internal development files recently obtained from Game Freak's servers contain a seemingly abandoned project to create a SNES port of Yoshi, which for some unknown reason is present as a Nintendo DS game (possibly used as a test to port SNES games to the Nintendo DS). The project has a copyright date of 1995, meaning it was clearly intended for the SNES and merely ported to the DS.

The game is in a very early state and contains only one playable stage, but the animations for Mario and Luigi are all present. Above are all of their animations, played back in order.

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

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Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

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Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon?