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#this is why i don't generally give out coupons just because somebody comes out and asks for them – @noonmutter on Tumblr
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Rule #2 of Customer Service: Customers Aren’t Grateful

Customer: So I just made an account and downloaded your app, but none of the first-time coupon codes are working.
Me: How are you receiving these codes?
Customer: From a website, [promo aggregator website name].
Me: I'm sorry, but if you found those codes through a third party, I have no way of verifying them or implementing them manually. [Brief explanation of how we actually send out legitimate coupons]
Customer: So can you just manually add a coupon to my account for being a first time customer?
Me: Unfortunately, because of this exact problem, I don't have a code I can give you--the instant I do, it gets posted online. If your account is fully active I can place one directly on the account.
Customer: *sigh* Fine.
Me: *finds account* Okay, so I've added a $3.00 credit to your account, no code ne--
Customer: *affronted* Three dollars? Really? Gee, thanks.
Me: You're quite welcome.
Customer: *click*
#my job#customer service#this is why I don't generally give out coupons just because somebody comes out and asks for them#I'm not at all sorry that your FREE MONEY isn't a large enough amount for you#especially since you were trying to use coupons to which you were not entitled in the first place
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