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Leon E. "Cambor" Ambroce (FC: Joseph Fiennes/Derek Yates) / Terry Ambroce (FC: Matt Mercer) / Fatalion (a dragon) I AM ON DISCORD, POKE ME FOR INFO Header by sbeep/HESart, avatar by Nehku
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by the way I changed my blog name so don't be wierded out if you get stuff from noonmutter

I used to be mremaknu and I play a couple gilneans and a dragon lady and I myself am a cynical internet old unashamed of being a furry

also I refer to myself frequently as a barnacle and that I inherently lower the property value of your blog or discord chat or twitch or whatever by being present in it

the last one is a relatively new development but it's still frequent enough that I'm comfortable calling it a Thing

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argumate

you bottle Miette??

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dhavaer

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

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tzikeh

The Cask of Miettellado

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hasufin

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

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noonmutter

for the love of god, momtresor

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💋 SUCCULENT TART PRESENTS: 💋

The Succulent Tart’s After Dark Part 2 is happening on the 16th of November! This is our second annual 18+ event, so get ready for our Tarts to show some extra skin! 💋 Immediately following the performances, we will be hosting a dance party!

Due to the more risque nature of our performances, an OoC Age of Consent form is required to be signed by all guests who attend. There are no exceptions. Please be sure to sign up on the character you are going to be attending with! You and your character must be 18+ to attend.

Link To Form => HERE!

WHEN: 16th November, 2024 (Saturday) WHERE: World’s End Tavern, Shattrath City (Lower City) TIMES: Doors open at 6pm WRA ( 8pm MG ) Performance start at 6:30pm WRA ( 8:30pm MG ) This is a Wyrmrest Accord hosted event! Cross-faction / cross-server friendly! ANCHORS TBA

We advise coming earlier to have your name checked off the consent form if you’ve signed in advance. You can sign at the door, but it’s better to do so before the event! Click the link provided above for the Age of Consent form!

Extra Information! Check out the Succulent Tart website for information on performers, events, bar menu & more! As well as links to our discord & tumblr! https://succulenttart.crd.co/# Join our Discord => HERE!

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noonmutter

Leon may or may not be performing. Maybe. Perhaps. Shhh.

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I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

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7. Talk about your favorite pet as much as you want. Go.

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Leon looked out the windows at the veritable herd of full-grown bakar tussling and wrassling all around the front porch. Then he looked at the sleeping white cat on the couch, a good ways away from his perch in the kitchen. Then he looked at the ceiling, roughly where Valarin's room--and the hutch where Myrell the rabbit slept--was.

Then he picked up a glass, filled it with water, and said, "Mate, if I pick a single one out of any of 'em, they will all fall upon me in th' night an' kill me."

Very quietly, he murmured, "I still want a sporebat though," and drank.

( @valarin-sunstorm @pinpep for mentioning their pets )

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For Leon and Terry: 14. Are you anybody’s battle buddy? If so, whose? How’d that happen?

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Leon thumbed at his beard. "I'll be honest, I'm not great at doin' tha' kinna work in groups t' begin with. I'm used t' bein' a scout or ambushin', not runnin' with partners or th' like. Puts me on edge, I fret about attackin' my allies more'n I'd like, tha' sorta thin'. I've done a bit more of it th' last few years, partic'larly in th' Nightmare an' again at Amirdrassil, but otherwise, not really."

Terry points a finger squarely at the gorgeous half elf male currently sharpening a dagger by the fence line. "Tha' sonofabitch went int' a void rift t' save my arse after I chased my moose into it. 'E couldn't get t' me but 'e got my moose out, an' almost killed 'imself tryna find me. B'fore all tha' 'e was my spotter an' we worked like we grew up t'gether.

"... an' I mighta. Started. Warmin' up t' th' idea o' lads." Clears throat. "Because of 'im." Brief pause, clear throat. "So! Yeah. Battle buddies. 'E's far an' away th' best one I've ever 'ad."

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Anonymous asked:

17 & 22?

17. Would you throw down with a god to save a friend? Do you think you’d win?

Leon chuckled softly. "Tha' one might've been ref'rencin' somethin' tha' actually 'appened, though it wasn't a god an' it wasn't a friend. It was Odyn, an' it was my wife. I was prepared t' do it, I knew fer a fact I couldn't win tha' fight an' didn't care, an' I guess th' valkyr took tha' int' account--said she 'inspired cowards to fight.' I din't really appreciate bein' called a coward outright, but it wasn't entirely unfair."

22. Regardless of what should happen, we all know somebody has to be in charge at the end of the day. If the Alliance and Horde finally laid down arms for the last time, who should be left to rule? How well do you think it would work?

"O' th' ones we know? I really don't know. Anduin seems like th' easy choice, but 'e's already been through so much gods-awful nightmare shit tha' I feel like a terrible person fer wantin' t' put tha' much on 'im all over again. An' fer all I know, th' only reason 'e 'asn't made a colossally stupid choice tha' caused a war on its own is because 'e 'asn't 'ad th' chance yet."

( @pinpep for mention )

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2. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done in a bedroom that wasn’t a sexual act?

Deadpan stare. "Tried t' build a fire an' make smores. Burned some o' th' nettin' underneath Terry's bunk before 'e caught me.

"In my defense, I was six."

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6. Have you ever stolen anything? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever stolen? Hearts don’t count, but innocence does.

"...yes. I was broke, 'omeless, and an' addict. I did a lot o' thin's fer some fast coin, either t' get a room or booze or somethin' else."

Leon rubbed his thumb and forefinger together as he thought about it.

"It's 'ard t' answer this clearly, if I'm honest. I drank so much fer so long tha' I just...don't 'ave parts o' tha' in my 'ead anymore. If not fer th' wolf I'd certainly 'ave gone mad or comatose, if not died. I don't r'member a lot o' thin's from those years, not in th' specific.

"But I do r'member I only robbed a grave once."

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8. Who do you trust most? What with? Why?

Leon's features softened even more than they already were. It's not that his typical smile isn't genuine, but he's still trying to do it, most of the time...now it takes no effort at all.

"Those I love, 'course. Can't 'ave love without trust, it just withers an' dies otherwise. Or catches fire an' explodes, dependin'. I trust my spouses--an' those that I 'aven't, for whatever reason, married but 'o are nonetheless keyholders t' my heart an' soul--with ev'rythin'. I trust them t' make me feel safe. Pin, Kaewynn, Val'rin, Celedyn, an' Caythaes 'ave given me tha' in their myriad ways, an' I've done my best t' earn it an' answer in kind ev'ry day."

"There are others tha' I love dearly, obviously, but 'aven't quite gotten there yet...time will tell, mm?"

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21. What’s the most embarrassing injury you’ve ever received? How’d it happen? {From Jaredian.}

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Leon tittered. "A couple contenders, some more saucy than others. My eye is th' one I'm most embarrassed about, but th' one that 'ad th' most embarrassin' result was definitely th' first an' only time I ever let somebody try soundin' with me.

"Without puttin' too much fine detail on it...they sneezed. An' I spent th' next week or so walkin' like an old man, practic'ly sobbin' ev'ry time I 'ad t' piss."

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TMI Tuesday: A Smattering of Stupid Questions

Because TMI is about more than a character’s sex life.

1. Have you ever, or are you the type of person who would jump headfirst into a ceiling fan? 2. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done in a bedroom that wasn’t a sexual act? 3. What’s the correct way to eat stuffed-crust pizza: cheese first, or crust first? 4. If you’re in trouble and have to run, where’s the first place you go? Why? 5. What’s the most awkward topic you’ve ever had a conversation about? 6. Have you ever stolen anything? What’s the worst thing you’ve ever stolen? Hearts don’t count, but innocence does. 7. Talk about your favorite pet as much as you want. Go. 8. Who do you trust most? What with? Why? 9. Is time travel a good idea? What would you use it for? 10. Have you ever been addicted to anything? Are you still? Why or why not? How’d you get there? 11. In a world where people can live potentially forever and everyone ages at different rates and with different milestones, how do you decide who’s mature and who’s not? 12. You see someone wandering the streets alone just before dark. They look disheveled, confused, and like they’ve been crying. Offer to help, walk away, or something else? 13. Have you ever been somebody’s wingman for a date or hookup? How’d you do it? And, how’d you do? 14. Are you anybody’s battle buddy? If so, whose? How’d that happen? 15. Have you ever had we-almost-died sex? Was it any good? If you haven’t, do you think you would? 16. Where is the best place in the world? What makes it best? 17. Would you throw down with a god to save a friend? Do you think you’d win? 18. Did you have a favorite toy as a kid? Do you still have it? If not, what happened to it? Have you ever considered trying to find it, or one just like it? 19. Is the Light benevolent? 20. Is the Void malevolent? 21. What’s the most embarrassing injury you’ve ever received? How’d it happen? 22. Regardless of what should happen, we all know somebody has to be in charge at the end of the day. If the Alliance and Horde finally laid down arms for the last time, who should be left to rule? How well do you think it would work?

( Enjoy! )

Haven't done this one in a while, let's go!

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