Something like "Noob-some-ehks-a-jer-junk"

This username is a bunch of words mushed together, "awesome + noob" and "exagerates + junk" :D 👍

vanity is being incredibly proud of one's own writing

My Dream SMP Opinions, Takes, & Biases

These takes may change!

(also read my dsmp fics here!)

- Viewer of the Dream SMP since November 27-28, 2020; my first POV of bias is c!Ranboo's, though it should be known that cc!Schlatt is what drew my interest in the Dream SMP

- unironic lore centrist

- c!Everyone enjoyer! I am bound to watch anyone and everyone with lore with the exception of big lore events with several people streaming, in that case I watch the POV I am biased towards/is easiest to watch first. I look for missing info from other POVs after

Pros of following me for dsmp analysis purposes:

Cons of following me for dsmp analysis purposes:

- I am particularly open-minded when it comes to the variety of lore styles on the server, along with their clash and cohesion

- I disagree with the concept of Death of the Author a lot, so know that I have a tendency to not only respect but treat CC intent as king; I am likely to call out and point out their flaws as writers but I make sure I never let that bother me

- other people complaining about CC writing absolutely do bother me though, and on the rare occasion it happens, you may catch me being angry about them

-I believe in a CC's right to tell off their audience and for them to draw the lines of when this is necessary

- Will demonstrate apologist behavior for c!Ranboo, c!Eret, c!Ponk, c!Connor, c!HBomb, c!Purpled, & c!Michaelmcchill, and yes, all at once! Whatever they all have in common should tell you what kind of characters I like. Crit (especially /neg crit) on these guys and the CCs' writing regarding them are not found here, and you’ll probably find that instead on other blogs.

- WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS

- Feel free to @ me directly or send me an ask/anon, especially in discourse! Do be polite!

dsmp ao3 fics masterpost

(because i kinda want attention, ngl)

general dmp fics

exactly what it says on the tin

Here Comes the Sun

oneshot, ConnorEatsPants-centric, canon compliant (at the time) pre-Disc Confrontation; no ships, character study

Bolide

oneshot, Jack Manifold-centric, canon compliant (at the time???) post-nuke testing + pre-Tommyinnit Prison Lockdown; no ships, character study

The Symphony That was Meant to Be

two chapters + unfinished, Wilbur Soot & Karl Jacobs POV alternating, canon divergent pre-Wilbur's Resurrection + clearly written during the hotel building arcs/egg arc; established karlnapity, fix-it/happy ending AU as a means of character study

we wake with the intent to find enlightenment

two chapters + unfinished, Eret & Captain Puffy POV alternating, canon divergent??? ngl still not sure because i wrote this to compensate any missing development; no ships, character study

The Friends We Refuse To Abandon

four finished chapters, ConnorEatsPants-centric, canon divergent during the rise of Las Nevadas + corresponds with the canon outpost conflict; karlnapity fix-it + former schlackity discussion, what if/fix-it fic with a relatively neutral ending

The Planet With a Thousand Sunsets

three chapters + unfinished, ConnorEatsPants & Karl Jacobs POV alternating, canon divergent; karlnapity discussion, companion fic to The Friends We Refuse to Abandon + Connor & Karl time travel TFTSMP style

Pink Lemonade

oneshot, DropsByPonk-centric, canon divergent as of burger business conflict; strong allusions to Foolsamponk as compared to whatever Helga had going on with Jack and Bob briefly during The Village That Went Mad, character study using Ponk's Tales-related lore

The Jewel of Snowchester

one chapter + unfinished, MICHAEL_Beloved-centric + 1st Person POV, canon compliant as of the Saving Michael streams; c!Beeduo is ambiguous in nature, MICHAEL_Beloved character and relationship study, contains headcanons!

all the broken can find hope (in the most unexpected places)

oneshot, Technoblade-centric, canon compliant as of the Saving Michael streams; bg queerplatonic c!Beeduo, focused on Techno's relationship with grieving + his relationship with MICHAEL_Beloved + his relationship with ConnorEatsPants

SUM OF OUR PARTS AU

A canon divergence AU that strongly resembles but merely parallels with canon. Self-indulgent and littered with my headcanons.

ATARAXIA F.M.

eight finished chapters + two in progress (out of ten), Michaelmcchill-centric; no ships of focus, Michaelmcchill character and relationship study + narrative theme exploration of the general dsmp story

Niki in the Sky with Diamonds

oneshot, Nihachu-centric, mentioned/past Puffychu, character study focused on c!Niki's relationships with her friends (Eret, Phil, Ranboo, HBomb, Fundy, Ponk) as well as her identity as a person. Contains headcanons!

Witness to Evolution

oneshot, Dream-centric, character study focused on Dream's relationship with his goals and survival. vaguely c!stagedtrio if you squint hard enough. contains worldbuilding, Purpled, and really fucked up stuff viewed through a justified lens