King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
i hate them skjafhkakjg
“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”
“….David”
One of their BEST scenes
Catherine O’Hara’s acceptance speech when she won at the 2018 Canadian Screen Awards might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
This is better than Meghan Trainor’s NO
"i dont like musicals. why would people just break into song? its so unrealistic"
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Hahahahhaa! Love it!!!
She sang Iggy Azealia. I DIE
Laura Osnes and Jeremy Jordan - Bonnie and Clyde Performance Preview [2/2]
Best moment in television history
aaron tveit + singing "When I Was Your Man" on 5/10 at 54 Below
This will never not be funny
Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.
Gurl bye
Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.
You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.
You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.
If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.
girl bye.
lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).
I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING.
like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.
this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup.
I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo" in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)
but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women.
but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it.
nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore sIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS TO COURT WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BB SHOES-
TWENTY NINE DOLLARS
EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT