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booasaur

The entire neighborhood is just gone.

This is the Dahiya doctrine:

The Dahiya doctrine, or Dahya doctrine, is an Israeli military strategy involving the large-scale destruction of civilian infrastructure in order to pressure hostile governments. The doctrine was outlined by former Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Chief of General Staff Gadi Eizenkot. Israel colonel Gabriel Siboni wrote that Israel "should target economic interests and the centers of civilian power that support the organization". The logic is to harm the civilian population so much that they will then turn against the militants, forcing the enemy to sue for peace.

This post is from a few days ago, but know that the Beirut is still being bombed; things are escalating (NBC; Sept. 30, 2024)

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One year since the full-scale invasion of Ukraine

Recommending four groups to donate to: 1. https://www.comebackalive.in.ua/home Come Back Alive or Back and Alive, a well-known and reliable group providing equipment to soldiers. They have been working for many years, before the scale of the war increased and the international community started paying attention.

2. https://voices.org.ua/en/ Voices of Children provides psychological and other aid to children affected by war. They have likewise been working with kids from war-affected Donbas even before 2022. They have a Patreon if you'd like to set up a monthly donation.

3. https://u24.gov.ua/ United 24, the official government platform raising funds for specific projects around the categories of military, medical, and reconstruction. Currently raffling off five signed Star Wars posters by Mark Hamill to donors until March 24th, in case you needed more incentive.

4. https://kyivpride.org/en/ Kyiv Pride fights for the rights of Ukrainian LGBTQ+ people, and if there's anything that annoys Putin more than Ukrainians or LGBTQ+ people, it's Ukrainian LGBTQ+ people. Included on the basis of both queer solidarity and annoying the hell out of that homophobic warmonger.

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suratan-zir

Something I wanted to write about for a long time, but couldn't find the right words, so there will be a lot of rambling, it turned out all over the place.

There is something about Russian aggression against Ukraine that is not immediately obvious to an outside observer. Russia not only ruins lives, but does it repeatedly to the same people, re-victimizes Ukrainians again and again.

Some Ukrainians who fled the war in Donbas when Russia first attacked us in 2014, and started a new life in the peaceful parts of Ukraine, have now lost their homes and often their loved ones.

In Mariupol alone were thousands of internally displaced people from Donetsk and other Russian-occupied towns. We all know what happened to Mariupol, Russia wiped it off the face of the earth, approximately 22 thousand people died, many more were deported to Russia or thrown into prison.

Probably the second most popular Ukrainian city, where a lot of Donbas residents re-settled in after 2014, is Kharkiv. Kharkiv until February 2022 was a thriving, rapidly developing huge city. Now it is shelled daily by russian artillery. I am not exaggerating, Russia shells residential areas of Kharkiv nearly every day.

Vinnytsia, which was attacked today, is one of the places with the largest number of Mariupol residents now. After the Russian invasion and destruction of Mariupol, the "I'm Mariupol" Center and a sanatorium for recreation of Mariupol families were opened in Vinnytsia. Just imagine surviving the hell of war and escaping a dying city, getting therapy, learning how to live again, and then witnessing explosions and death right in the center of what used to seem like a safe city.

Donetsk University (DonNU, my alma mater) also moved to Vinnytsia in 2014 after its buildings in Donetsk city were seized by Russian militants who now issue "DPR" diplomas there. Huge number of refugees from other cities of Ukraine now live in Vinnytsia.

On a more personal note, I have a couple of examples of the re-victimization.

Many of my classmates stayed in Vinnytsia after graduating. Today after hearing the news we immediately messaged our ex-classmate, the head of our uni group, she lives in that district where the attack happened… She's fine physically, but in shock. She fled the war in Donetsk, but the war caught up with her in peaceful Vinnytsia. Russia won't let us live our lives.

Another example is my husband's relatives: aunt, uncle and cousin. They lived in Donetsk and had quite a successful business in the field of cargo transportations. For years, they have been building their big and beautiful house, perfecting every detail in it, up to the point that the kitchen counters were made suitable in height specifically for the height of the hostess of the house. Their lives couldn't have been better. Except that the house was built on the outskirts of the city near the airport. It was there that the most fierce fighting took place in 2014, when the Russians tried to capture the Donetsk airport, and Ukrainian troops defended their positions there for several months. Almost all nearby buildings were destroyed, including that big beautiful house... It wasn't completely destroyed at first, but then it was finished off by Russian terrorists after they looted it.

The family left the city uninjured, but lost everything. They had to sell all their trucks, and therefore close the business. But the story doesn't end here. Their son, who is my husband's cousin and best friend, settled in Kharkiv. Yes, the same Kharkiv that now gets shelled daily. So he had to flee again. He went to his parents who now live in another Ukrainian city, Kryvyi Rih. And you know what? Lately, the russians have been shelling Kryvyi Rih almost every day as well. The last shelling was yesterday, another a few days before that, and another, and another... Almost every time with civilian victims.

This vicious cycle of re-victimization, repeated suffering from Russian aggression has no end.

a very important post.

read this and imagine a loop like this 10x for centuries straight.

this is history of ukraine.

and we are still here, and will prevail nevertheless.

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sisterofiris

One of the most powerful moments I experienced as an ancient history student was when I was teaching cuneiform to visitors at a fair. A father and his two little children came up to the table where I was working. I recognised them from an interfaith ceremony I’d attended several months before: the father had said a prayer for his homeland, Syria, and for his hometown, Aleppo.

All three of them were soft-spoken, kind and curious. I taught the little girl how to press wedges into the clay, and I taught the little boy that his name meant “sun” and that there was an ancient Mesopotamian God with the same name. I told them they were about the same age as scribes were when they started their training. As they worked, their father said to them gently: “See, this is how your ancestors used to write.”

And I thought of how the Ancient City of Aleppo is almost entirely destroyed now, and how the Citadel was shelled and used as a military base, and how Palmyran temples were blown up and such a wealth of culture and history has been lost forever. And there I was with these children, two small pieces of the future of a broken country, and I was teaching them cuneiform. They were smiling and chatting to each other about Mesopotamia and “can you imagine, our great-great-great-grandparents used to write like this four thousand years ago!” For them and their father, it was more than a fun weekend activity. It was a way of connecting, despite everything and thousands of kilometres away from home, with their own history.

This moment showed me, in a concrete way, why ancient studies matter. They may not seem important now, not to many people at least. But history represents so much of our cultural identity: it teaches us where we come from, explains who we are, and guides us as we go forward. Lose it, and we lose a part of ourselves. As historians, our role is to preserve this knowledge as best we can and pass it on to future generations who will need it. I helped pass it on to two little Syrian children that day. They learnt that their country isn’t just blood and bombs, it’s also scribes and powerful kings and Sun-Gods and stories about immortality and tablets that make your hands sticky. And that matters.

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ohpannoinno

(1) Hello everyone. I'm from Ukraine. Please help spread the information about African and Nigerian students in Ukraine. #AfricansinUkraine

I read from @ nzekiev on twitter that the day before yesterday it was very hard for Africans to get on any train in Kyiv, they were letting them in the last, many managed to get in only coz they started pushing African women into the train so they had to allow everyone in. Before that if they managed to get on the train they were sent back outside with the phrase "Ukrainians first", but nobody was checking anyone's passports.

Today, February 27, he says the Ukrainian soldiers at the Polish border were holding them at gunpoint if they crossed the border before Ukrainians. These are students, they can't be fighting this war!!! Other people of color share on twitter that it's harder for them to cross the border, a Nigerian medical student told @ stephheharty they were told Ukrainians go first and were sent to the back of the queue by Ukrainian soldiers on Polish border.

@ Damilare_arah shared a video where Ukrainian soldiers block Africans from getting on trains. (https://twitter.com/Damilare_arah/status/1497654141350522880?t=rkNx-B9TffKopCRtfgZodA&s=19)

I can't figure out how to download videos from Twitter so I'm attaching screenshots. (https://twitter.com/Damilare_arah/status/1497855205098106880?t=gi_dUgx8nFI36KqlH-CeEA&s=19) (https://twitter.com/nzekiev/status/1497805019311218689?t=hz-3gS0hFxwAZQddLZI85w&s=19)

We must help. They can't be denied shelter while every other white Ukrainian gets to cross the border right before their eyes. @ chylady and @ Damilare_arah share all the important information for Africans and Nigerians on where to find help and also donations.

@ korrinesky is actively sharing all the information. This thread increases to this day and time https://twitter.com/korrinesky/status/1496770898019303427?t=oheEMMWK2KecFzPFWb05iA&s=19

They also have a Telegram chat for African and Caribbean students who are in Lviv but I can't seem to be able to copy the link directly so I'm sending the link to the tweet: https://twitter.com/korrinesky/status/1497661192038453251?t=1bzZxfWvu-zf-zQhFk4BMw&s=19

Use the hashtag #AfricansinUkraine and mentions @UN @RedCross @UNESCO @wateraid @amnesty @gatesfoundation @FordFoundation @ActionAid @Oxfam on twitter.

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Here's some of the information where Africans and Nigerians can find help:

RESOURCES FOR UKRAINIAN REFUGEES:

Use the hashtag #AfricansinUkraine and #NigeriansinUkraine mentions @UN @RedCross @UNESCO @wateraid @amnesty @gatesfoundation @FordFoundation @ActionAid @Oxfam on Twitter.

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mxrstar

[ID: the first three screenshots are a series of tweets from @\nzekiev on twitter. They say:

"In the train stations here in Kyiv, children first, women second, white men third, then the remaining is occupied by Africans. This means that we have waited for many hours for trains here & couldn’t enter because of this. Majority of Africans are still waiting to get to Lviv." (Feb 25)

"We had to start shouting and pushing African women to the train, so they had no other option than to allow them since they said women and children first. It wasn’t the case earlier." (Feb 26)

"You know the funniest part? We all knew that we will be the last to enter, so we always wait until they’re satisfied with boarding their people. Then the remaining small space, we Africans rush in like wild animals and pile up like luggages. 8-9hrs journey." (Feb 26)

Then, there is a screenshot of a tweet by @\stephhegarty. It says:

"A Nigerian medical student at Poland/Ukraine border (Medyka-Shehyni) told me she has been waiting 7hrs to cross, she says border guards are stopping black people and sending them to the back of the queue, saying they have to let 'Ukrainians' through first." (Feb 26)

Another tweet by @\nzekiev has a video attached of the described events, and it reads:

"Watch how they are threatening to shoot us! We are currently at the Ukraine -Poland border. Their Police and Army refused to let Africans cross they only allow Ukrainian. Some have slept here for 2 days under this scorching cold weather, while many have gone back to Lviv." (Feb 27)

There are then screenshots of a couple of tweets by @\Damilare_arah. They also have videos attached that show the described events. They say:

"‘We are students’ ‘we don’t have arms’ protests from young people being held up at gunpoint early in the morning at The Ukraine -Poland border. #AfricansinUkraine No sleep for days for some Still trying to leave" (Feb 27)

"The official visuals of Ukrainians blocking Africans from getting on trains. #AfricansinUkraine" (Feb 26)

There are then a series of tweets by @\korrinesky that say:

"If there are any resources or help that can be offered to African students trying to leave Ukraine, please can you message me so I can formulate a thread or some information for my colleagues here, so we can help them." (Feb 24)

"African and Caribbean students who are in Lviv and Everyone in Lviv who is able to help people find accommodation please join this chat." (Feb 26) [This is the link of the tweet. Clicking on the telegram attachment will lead to the chat]

A screenshot of a tweet by @\yodifiji says:

"For ALL Africans stranded in Ukraine 🇺🇦 I have these contacts for you at Poland BORDER with buses. CALL THEM. *Hrebenne-Rawa Ruska* 1. Szkoła Podstawowa w Lubyczy Królewskiej (zaplecze hali sportowej) ul. Jana III Sobieskiego 5, 22-680 Lubycza Królewska *Phone:* +48-729275316" [Feb 26]

A thread by @\ChyLady reads:

"Thread 1/ Nigerians in Ukraine going to Hungary. You can go to a couple of borders - border 1 Mizhnarodnyy Punkt Propusku Cherez Derzhavnyy Kordon Ukrayiny "Vilok" +380 3143 23905 https://maps.app.goo.gl/QfHF1rWm86LF6iqk9This is souther border TISZABECS - VILOK

2/ Hungarian border for Nigerians leaving Ukraine - border 2 Beregsurányi Határátkelőhely. Border 3 Záhonyi Határátkelőhely vasúti This on is closer to the main cities in Ukraine

3/ Nigerians leaving Ukraine to Hungary can contact Nido Hungary executives on the following numbers: +36 20 397 5356 +36 30 912 2140 +36 30 863 9203" (Feb 26)

A tweet by @\BashirAhmaad reads:

"The Nigerian Embassy staff, along with volunteers are at the Polish-Ukrainian borders with buses to help and pick up Nigerians crossing the border from Ukraine. Phone: +48-729275316 Phone: +48-579201775 Phone: +48-729242516 Phone: +48-739493541 Kindly spread the information!" (Feb 26)

Another tweet by @\ChyLady reads:

"Nigerians in Ukraine heading to Romania please contact the following numbers." (Feb 26)

Attached to the tweet is a picture of the following numbers: +40 747 568 035 Mr Okafor Romania / +40757696087 Dr. Okonkwo / +380 73 100 8854 Timothy Lviv

A tweet by @\DIYWITHJOY says:

"There are a lot of Africans in Lviv that need shelter for tonight! Thread of accommodations around Lviv providing shelter ⬇️ Галицька адміністрація. Вулиця Ференса Ліста 1 📍 Galician regional administration +380 322 611 036 https://goo.gl/maps/iA6LwMWP8TZKvDJV8 #AfricansinUkraine" (Feb 26)

This the link to the thread.

There is then a screenshot of an official document. It is titled "PUBLIC NOTICE FROM THE NIGERIAN EMBASSY IN POLAND" from "Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Abuja". It reads:

"In light of the recent happenings in Ukraine, please be advised that all Nigerians crossing over to Poland would have staff of the Nigerian Embassy waiting for them.

The Federal Government of Nigeria is making necessary arrangements for the evacuation of those stranded in Ukraine, through the Embassy in Warsaw, Poland. Please present this as your destination address with the Border control: 02-953, Kosiarzy 22B, 02-956 Warszawa

The Nigerian Embassy staff, along with volunteers, will be at the Polish-Ukrainian borders with buses and vans to pick up Nigerians from the crossing border points and locations below:

1. Hrebenne-Rawa Ruska Szkola Podstawowa w Lubyczy Królewskiej (zaplecze hall sportowej) ul. Jana III Sobieskiego 5, 22-68o Lubycza Królewska Phone: +48-729275316

2. Korczowa-Krakowiec Šwietlica, Korczowa 155, 37-552 Korczowa Phone:+48-579201775

3. Medyka-Szeginie Hala Sportowa - Medyka 285, 37-732 Medyka Phone:+48-729242516

4. Budomierz-Hurszew Szkola Podstawowa w m. Krowica Sama 183, 37-625 Krowica Sama Phone: +48-739493541

END"

Lastly, there is a tweet by @\opiumhum, which says:

"There's a huge information gap most essential information is currently not reaching Black people and POC trying to escape Ukraine. This is a huge document with a lot of essential information and has been already updated with infos for #NigeriansInUkraine" (26 Feb)

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hummussexual

Really happy that Poland is accepting refugees from Ukraine currently, but...

I can't help but wonder where the red carpet was for asylum seekers who were trying to get in from Belarus?

Remember scenes like these on the border? Where Poland brought in forces to violently keep people who have left everything for a chance for a better life?

Above image from the NYT

They built a barb-wire fence to keep immigrants from war-torn countries out, as late as last year:

above image from DW

People, families, were cold and dying on the border...

Above image from the BBC

So while, yes, I am absolutely happy Poland is aiding the Ukrainians, I just can't help but think of how, and there's no way else to say this, racist Poland's aid is.

Because this begs the question, which refugee is worthy of being treated with compassion and humanity, and which gets a barb-wire fence and security forces?

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foul-milk

I'm sickened by all the westerners and Americans making light of this absolutely devastating situation. How cruel. How cruel do you have to be to make jokes for likes on the internet about a war that is going to tear apart families and end bloodlines. Can you honestly not comprehend the seriousness of the situation or do you just not care about Eastern European lives? Fuck you, making jokes in your comfortable home, in your comfortable town, in your safe country, absolutely disregarding the fact that the people's lives you are making a joke out of have none of that. None of what you take for granted. So silence yourself if you know nothing of the current situation, because your jokes aren't funny and you are just coming off as ignorant.

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he said what he said

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plavoptice

It’s Veterans’ Day

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zwoelffarben

If you want to make this kind of statement at a location where you know they will usher you out, and why wouldn’t you, I reccommend putting on some good-old heavy shit. The heavier you are, the harder a time they’ll have removing you. Buy the cheapest 50 lb bag of dense stuff you can find and fill your pants with it.

If the venue has stationary chairs, discretely tie your legs to them at the ankles and the knees. 

THE LONGER IT TAKES FOR THEM TO DRAG YOU OUT, THE MORE DISRUPTIVE YOU ARE, THE STRONGER A POINT YOU WILL MAKE.

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FUCK YES

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songoharotto

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

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So let's talk about the Lost Generation.

This is the generation that came of age during WWI and the 1918 flu pandemic. They witnessed their world collapse in the first war that spread around the globe, and they -- in retrospect, optimistically -- called it the "war to end all wars". And that war was a quagmire. The trenches on the Western Front were notoriously awful, unsanitary and cold and wet and teeming with sickness, and bloody battles were fought to gain or lose a few feet of territory, and all because a series of alliances caused one assassination in one unstable area to spiral into a brutal large-scale war fought on the ground by people who mostly had no personal stake in the outcomes and gained nothing from winning.

On some of the worst-hit battlefields, the land is still too toxic for plant growth.

And on the heels of this horrific war, a pandemic struck. It's often referred to as "the Spanish flu" because Spain was neutral in the war, and so was the first country to admit that their people were dropping like flies. By the time the warring countries were willing to face the disease, it was far too late to contain it.

Anywhere from 50 to 100 million people worldwide would die from it. 675,000 were in the US.

But once it was finally contained -- anywhere from a year to a year and a half later -- the 20s had begun, and they began roaring.

Hedonism abounded. Alcohol flowed like water in spite of Prohibition. Music and dance and art fluorished. It was the age of Dadaism, an artistic movement of surrealism, absurdism, and abstraction. Women's skirts rose and haircuts shortened in a flamboyant rejection of the social norms of the previous decades. It was a time of glitter and glamour and jazz and flash, and (save for the art that was made) it was mostly skin deep.

Everyone stumbled out of the war and pandemic desperate to forget the horrific things they'd seen and done and all that they'd lost, and lost for nothing.

Reality seemed so pointless. It's not a coincidence that the two codifiers of the fantasy genre -- J.R.R. Tolkein and C.S. Lewis -- both fought in WWI. In fact, they were school friends before the war, and were the only two of their group to return home. Tolkein wanted to rewrite the history of Europe, while Lewis wanted to rebuild faith in the escape from the world.

(There's a reason Frodo goes into the West: physically, he returned to the Shire, but mentally, he never came back from Mordor, and he couldn't live his whole life there. There's a reason three of the Pevensies can never let go of Narnia: in Narnia, unlike reality, the things they did and fought for and believed in actually mattered, were actually worth the price they paid.)

It's also no coincidence that many of the famous artists of the time either killed themselves outright or let their vices do them in. The 20s roared both in spite of and because of the despair of the Lost Generation.

It was also the era of the Harlem Renaissance, which came to the feelings of alienation and disillusionment from a different direction: there was a large migration of Black people from the South, many of whom moved to the Harlem neighborhood of New York City. Obviously, the sense of alienation wasn't new to Black people in America, but the cultural shift allowed for them to publicly express it in the arts and literature in ways that hadn't been open to them before.

There was also horrific -- and state-sanctioned -- violence perpetrated against Black communities in this time, furthering the anger and despair and sense that society had not only failed them but had never even given them a chance. The term at the time was shell-shock, but now we know it as PTSD, and the vast majority of the people who came of age between 1910 and 1920 suffered from it, from one source or another.

It was an entire generation of trauma, and then the stock market crashed in 1929. Helpless, angry, impotent in the face of all that had seemingly destroyed the world for them, on the verge of utter despair, it was also a generation vulnerable to despotism. In the wake of all this chaos -- god, please, someone just take control of all this mess and set it right.

Sometimes the person who took over was decent and played by the rules and at least attempted to do the right thing. Other times, they were self-serving and hateful and committed to subjugating anyone who didn't fit their mold.

There are a lot of parallels to now, but we have something they didn't, and that's the fact that they did it first.

We know what their mistakes and sins were. We have the gift of history to see the whole picture and what worked and what failed. We as a species have walked this road before, and we weren't any happier or stronger or smarter about it the first time.

I think I want to reiterate that point: the Lost Generation were no stronger or weaker than Millennials and Gen Z are today. Plenty of both have risen up and fought back, and plenty have stumbled and been crushed under the weight. Plenty have been horribly abused by the people who were supposed to lead them, and plenty have done the abusing. Plenty of great art has been made by both, and plenty of it is escapist fantasy or scathing criticism or inspiring optimism or despairing pessimism.

We find humor in much the same things, because when reality is a mess, both the absurd and the self-deprecating become hilarious in comparison. There's a reason modern audiences don't find Seinfeld as funny as Gen X does, and many older audiences find modern comedy impenetrable and baffling -- they're different kinds of humor from different realities.

I think my point accumulates into this: in spite of how awful and hopeless and pointless everything feels, we do have a guide. We've been through this before, as a culture, and even though all of them are gone now, we have their words and art and memory to help us. We know now what they didn't then: there is a future.

The path forward is a hard one, and the only thing that makes it easier is human connection. Art -- in the most base sense, anything that is an expression of emotion and thought into a medium that allows it to be shared -- is the best and most enduring vehicle for that connection, to reach not just loved ones but people a thousand miles or a hundred years away.

So don't bottle it up. Don't pretend to be okay when you're not. Paint it, sculpt it, write it, play it, sing it, scream it, hell, you can even meme it out into the void. Whatever it takes to reach someone else -- not just for yourself but for others, both present and future.

Because, to quote the inimitable Terry Pratchett, "in a hundred years we'll all be dead, but here and now, we are alive."

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petermorwood

THIS.

Reblogging, signal boosting and complimenting a piece of damn good writing.

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It’s a few days following the Promised Day. Al is regaining his strength, although it happens slowly. Ed, save for the occasional spike of pain through the puncture wound in his arm and the dull soreness in his body, is more or less back to normal. He still has a lot to do before the two of them can leave for good—accounts to close, resignation forms to hand in to the military, personal budgets to balance, tabs to pay. What may be weeks’ worth of paperwork he needs to get sorted out before he can finally close the military chapter of his life. He plans to get the jump on it while Al recovers, so the two can return to Resembool as soon as Al’s ready.

So hardly 72 hours following his defeat of Father, Ed is standing at the hospital check-out desk, running through a mental laundry list of loose ends he has to tie up. He flies through the hospital check-out form—name and date of birth and signature and home town. The secretary at the desk takes the papers and makes a small noise. It stops Ed just as he turns to leave. “You’re not 18 yet, are you?” she asks.

“No. Why?” “Then you need someone to sign the parent or guardian line. You can’t check yourself out until you’re 18.” “I’m a state alchemist. I’m pretty sure that qualifies me to check myself out of a hospital if I want.” “Sorry. These are different rules.”

Biting back a comment, Ed twists back down the hallway. He keeps his eyes peeled for the names on the door, hoping (though he knows he’s wrong) that maybe Hohenheim stuck around for a suture or two. He passes Mustang, who can’t help but comment, “You’re in a rush today.” “Of course I am. I’ve got about 800 different forms to sign before the military cuts me loose, and I can’t even check myself out without a parent’s signature. Where’s my stupid excuse for a father?”

He doesn’t stop to gauge Mustang’s reaction. He rounds corners, climbs stairs, sharp eyes bouncing back and forth from room card to room card. Nothing with “Hohenheim” on it. Nothing even close. His arm aches—both do, actually—but he hardly notices past the aggravation brewing in his mind.

And after 20 minutes of rounds, he ends up back at the secretary’s desk, more flushed than before, arms folded over his chest. “My dad’s not here. How much do I have to pay you off to let me go?” She looks up at him, somewhat confused, and somehow much more tired than before. She blinks behind dusty glasses. “Oh…No, you’re free to leave now. …I guess.”

“Well why didn’t you tell me before?” Ed asks. She pulls his form out and pushes it back to him. Ed takes it, turns it, scans it. All the parts he’d filled out are still there, but the bottom has changed since he last saw it. On the line, in tight blue ink, is “Col. R. Mustang, (Military Commander)” Ed blinks, brow knitted, because the line goes on: “Lt. R. Hawkeye” is looped in neat cursive beside it. Black ink below: “Izumi Curtis” then in thick blockish letters, just the word “Sig”. Taking up the most space, and done in the neatest, most brilliant cursive font: “Major Alexander Louis Armstrong”. To its right is an almost flat line, with just enough bumps to perhaps say “Gen. Olivier Armstrong”. A flowery “Maria Ross” and a messy “Denny Brosh” (both in to visit Major Armstrong). A “Zampano”. A “Jerso”. A “Heinkel”. A “Darius”.Tim Marcoh” is squished in the paper’s dwindling space. “Kain Fury” “Heymans Breda” “Vato Falman”…

Ed glances up to the secretary, who looks suddenly so tired. “We just… At least one of those is…probably valid. You’re free to go. You’re released.” Ed nods, smiling and peddling backwards. His one metal leg clanks with each step. “Right, thank you!”

The secretary leans over her desk, shouting to keep up with his happily retreating figure. “Just so you know, these are official documents. Patient protocol is not a game. It doesn’t reflect well on me if your Colonel thinks it’s okay to round up half the hospital to sign–this is not a “get well” card–just…Please tell him not to do this again!”

“Oh sure thing,” Ed shouts back. “But that depends on how difficult you plan to be with Al.”

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korixkuma

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! *sniffs*

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