Murex Dibromoindigo

The Sims (2000)

Moisturize me

This is amazing.

reblog to give your mutuals one of these

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

new instrument idea

[Image ID: Tweet from austin (@/ iGotNoHoz) reading: ur honor my client Doesn’t like jail. /End ID]

Mushroom Lamps // Deemil on Etsy

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

That fucking orange cat standing on two legs with his little fists balled up

66 pounds of live crawfish running rapidly in my NEW VEHICLE

fifth doctor era as incoherent textposts

[Image description: a series of text post based memes placed over characters from The Fifth Doctor's era of Doctor Who.

Image one shows The Master within his TARDIS, a text post by reallyreallyreallytrying has been placed next to him that says, "'obviously, we have a lot of problems we need to address,' I say, referring to one specific problem, which I created, alone."

Image two shows The Doctor, looking straight ahead and smiling, a text post by neotrances says, "i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)"

Image three shows Adric looking ahead and appearing confused, a chat post has been placed next to him that says, "How together my life is.... Them: You are doing so well! I'm so proud of your strength and how composed you are at all times! Me: *Crying because I can't untie my shoe* Yeah I think I'm doing really well."

Image four shows Tegan, she is looking away and appears annoyed, a question by anonymous says, "can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please" and a response by yeehawlw says, "no but I can hit you with my car."

Image five shows Nyssa sitting on the floor of a white room with her hands in her knees, a text post by saddeer says, "I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together" and a response by pyksii says, "(all caps) did you just scientifically explain soulmates?! (end caps)"

Image six shows Turlough in the TARDIS with his blazer held in his hand behind his back, a tweet by Cory @killlmefam says, "*On Ellen* ellen: so i see u tweet about wanting to die me: haha yeah sometimes *Death appears, sneaks up behind me* me: omg ellen you didnt"

Image seven shows Tegan in the green dress from the 1920's, she's standing next to Nyssa, who is in her regular outfit, a headline says, "Historians pretty sure two women who lived and were buried together just friends."

Image eight shows Peri on a boat out at sea, the wind is blowing her hair into her face, a headline says, "How to achieve personal growth when all your floors are adorable."

Image nine shows The Doctor and Adric looking at each other and stood outside the TARDIS, a text message conversation has been placed over them with Adric as blue, and The Doctor as grey. It goes like this, "Blue: fav child but I have the best memory. Grey: I don't have a favorite child. I dislike everyone equally, and each in their own special ways. Blue: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

Image ten shows Adric and Nyssa looking at each other and in the 1920's outfits, a chat conversation has been placed over Adric addressed to sibling that says, "Just a quick fyi that the walls aren't soundproof x"

/end image description]

you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing