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Murex Dibromoindigo

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Call me Alex. 20s, USA, She/her, Asian-American, Ace-Aro, Autistic.
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prokopetz

Given how much of feline play and social behaviour are imitative in character, I feel like it shouldn't come as a surprise to gamers that their cats want to roll the shiny math rocks, too. Like, you demonstrated that this is a form of play and let them watch you do it. They're participating!

If a player can't make it to the table, we let Mochi play their character in their absence. He loves slapping those little rocks around and has learned to gently touch minis on the table to indicate who he's targeting in combat.

Is there a risk he will roll badly and kill your character? Yes.

Is there an even more serious risk that he will roll better and make more sound tactical decisions than you ever have, become hero of the realm, and demonstrate how badly you need to work on your engagement skills? Also Yes!

He may also spend or make you a ton of money. We don't know why but he consistently beats the house whenever the party goes gambling.

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prokopetz

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

[ID: a picture of Stephen Fry as Reginald Jeeves, looking disgruntled or annoyed, saying “very good, sir.” /end ID].

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the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

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