Kills 99.9% of all germs!

My girl Anya deserved better, and I am now traumatised when I use Listerine but I am obsessed with the Mouthwahing game. I even made myself a Captain Curly t-shirt, which I have put on my website for a limited time just in case anyone else is as obsessed as me. Also when they inevitably make a Mouthwashing movie they need a time machine because Shelley Duvall should play her.