Splatoon Brainrot

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

me when im playing whack a mole in the chuck e cheese and im only 30 tickets away from the ps2 and i can taste blood in my mouth but i have to lock in or else ill only be able to get a shitty sticky hand or a stale tootsie roll

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

I don't know

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

yea whatever anyway *animates yoshi doing a break dance*

source: That's Ms. Bulldyke to You, Charlie! by Jane Caminos

pikmin 3 mini log 2

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

Poisonous Plants in Winter

By the time winter comes, many plants lose their leaves and flowers, but there are still evergreen or winter flowering plants that can cause problems for your pet.

Mistletoe and Holly are seasonal favourites, which are often brought into people’s homes or gardens over the festive period. They can pose hazards to your pets, especially if the berries are eaten – so remember to keep them out of paws’ reach!

Some plants, such as amaryllis, can grow indoors as well as outdoors at this time of year, so don’t forget to check our list if you’re thinking of bringing a new plant into your house.

Plants to avoid:

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

They were so in love here 😍