Bilbo Baggins as text posts

LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

How the email finds me

honestly when tøp just dropped clancy i thought that paladin strait is kinda uninteresting and isn't worth much of my attention but a month later it's like one of my favs on the album

it's so beautiful and the lyrics are cool both lore-wise and ig life-wise and the melody and the harmonies and the uke and everything is just perfect about it

clancy in whole is becoming my favourite tøp album it's literally flawless every song is a bop

i have it on repeat every single day

I need Clancy and the torchbearer to both make it out of the final battle alive so please don’t put thoughts of either of them dying/sacrificing themselves out into the universe I can’t handle that 😭

clancy something something the torchbearer something something making out

howdy

okay so we have all seen the paladin strait mv teaser by now and i have a big question

if tyler ISN'T the og clancy, clancy is dead and tyler actually just took his name (symbolism or to pay respect) - IS CLANCY ONE OF THE ZOMBIES? do the banditos need to fight him too? or is his body kept away from the battlefield?

Hey, you know what would be really f***ed up? If zombie Clancy killed Torchbearer. Bonus points if alive Clancy had to seize his body

stuff's getting dark i guess we'll see today (too bad I'll be at work the moment the mv airs)

when you are mean to me this is who you're being mean to. btw.