Do you think the reason we don't have a SoloLuci chat is because Solomon kept messaging him at random times of the day to propose a pact between them while offering the silliest things in exchange for it and it annoyed Lucifer to the point where he blocked him?
Like--
Solomon:[Picture of Mammon and Levi in their demon forms fighting]
Solomon: I can go solve it for you in exchange for a pact 😉
Lucifer: Fuck off. I'm going there and handling it myself.
Solomon: I learned what your favorite dishes are thanks to Diavolo.
Solomon: I could cook them for you anytime you wanted, if only we had a pact together~
Lucifer: That offer is not even nearly as appealing as you think it is.
Solomon: ?
Lucifer: It would be one of my greatest nightmares to have my favorite dishes ruined by you.
Solomon: [Typing...]
Solomon: Are you insulting my cooking?
Solomon: Oh, you've gone offline again.
Solomon: You know, it's very rude to leave a conversation without even saying goodbye.
Solomon: Satan just came to me asking that I'd teach him magic that would be effective on a high-ranking demon such as yourself.
Solomon: I just happen to be in possession of a book of ancient curses that would give him just the best ways of getting to you.
Solomon: I could refrain from giving it to him though, if only you accepted my offering for a pact. 🙃
Lucifer:
Solomon: Is that you thinking about it?
Lucifer: 😮💨
Lucifer: Just give him the damn book already.
Solomon: I hear a certain group of brothers has been missing MC ever since the exchange program ended.
Solomon: I could drop them off at the House of Lamentation every now and then if you want. With a price, of course.
Solomon: A pact with me <3
Lucifer: [Typing...]
Lucifer: No.
Solomon: Did you actually consider it for a second there?
Solomon: You did, didn't you?
Lucifer: [Blocks him]
#shdjdjsksshsaj#only inaccurate thing here is that he wouldn't wait till the program ended and would've blocked him within a week#obey me#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me solomon#obey me satan#obey me diavolo#obey me mc#om headcanons#om sol#om lou#om brothers#om purgatory hall#☙ no creativity for names ✾