Why can’t we just stay right here?

This is literally so stunning I don’t even have words for it

Finished the Monster Boyfriend chibis!

I love them, your honor.

He's become my muse at this point

my name is caine i am your bitch

Simeon: so you're basically the therapist of the entire family?

Mc: pretty much

Simeon: who's your therapist then?

Mc: ....

Mc: I talk to cerberus sometimes

I can’t not imagine the brothers going up to the human realm for a bit, meeting all kinds of different humans and learning about them…. Only to eventually look at mc and wonder why they got a weird one??

like it’s not in distain or anything, but it genuinely baffles them at how out of the norm Mc is- they FINALLY process how oddly accepting they are of everything, and how willing they are to just do anything,

like I’ve said before in previous posts, I just can’t help but imagine mc as just such a weirdo. they pick up random snakes and bugs off the crowd to coo over them sweetly like it’s a dog, speaking of which they FIGHT to go pet the three headed one in the basement, the brothers ofc appreciate Mc’s weird and accepting behavior.. but they were still caught a bit off guard lol

DAYY 18: PAST/FUTUREEE!!!!!! and uhm so. yeah this should be self explanatory have fun reading it ❤ prompts by @obeymetournaments

Leviathan and Lotan

Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."

The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.

Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.

Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.

Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.

Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.

I'm jumping off a bridge. Their backstory is so tragic, I can't.

The fact that even Queenie being in the state she was, Kinger still found humanity in her, the fact that he risked his life knowing she could go crazy and attack him just so he could touch her one last time.

And the fact that Queenie allowed him to do it, the fact that she was able to keep control as a abstracted just so she could feel him. Because she loved him and he loved her back and both of them knew her fate, but in that moment, it was just them, their last moment together so both made it work.

This is such a powerful image I want to hug both of them.

the gang plays minecraft again and lucifer is just as bad at it as last time

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

This is so stupid.

messy obey me redesigns i did for funsies a month or so ago

It’s that girl thing! ⚰️

i wish this was a real option sometimes

What is this new lesson about bro 😭🫸🫷

WHAT IS THIS