I GIVE Y'ALL A NEW CONCEPT TO THINK ABOUT FOR RAGAPOM

I give you.... Mafia x Coffee Shop! Ragatha is a Mob Boss and Pomni is a Cafe Worker

I wish to infest the shipping community with this concept, so, I have some art

AND A FANFIC THAT THIS GOES WITH IT

-> I Like This One <-

I fully condone any variations of this concept because I WISH FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THIS MORE

(And if you make any, whether art, writing, or what have you, PLEASE @ ME I WANNA SEE IT)

I hope you understand my love for this idea :>

Because Vampire Ragatha is a thing that's gaining some traction, I've decided to listen to my TADC worm and give my take on a Vampire x Werewolf AU because fucking hell I am the artist and I WILL DO AS I PLEASE

Basically had this thought that vampire can see werewolf's shadows as their wolf form- so when the newby suddenly gains a taste for raw meat, Ragatha's a bit shocked to see a MONSTER of a shadow behind the jester

So yeah it wasn't long until a full moon happened and then Pomni's disastrous monster broke out of her. I think werewolves in the digital circus look like an embodiment of their sins. For Pomni, it's her anger, selfishness, and intrusive thoughts that she keeps locked away. Of course, first night of this happening, there wasn't any shock when the wolf form came out that it looked similar to her ACTUAL body

Pomni most likely attacked some NPCs and was almost taken into the cellar if it wasn't for the others realizing that no Pomni was NOT abstracted, instead a werewolf. Pomni was traumatized by this, but Ragatha quickly took her under her wings, giving her knowledge of everything to the jester in order to help with this

Also have a vampire Ragatha doodle cause FUCK I'M SO GAY FOR HER

Out of the Left 4 Dead players, which are you? I played the game with add ons (I was Ragatha lol). I couldn't help but draw this

TADC Incorrect Quotes

(With have Ragatha/Pomni, Jax/Zooble if you squint, and maybe like ONE Jax/Bubble for shits and giggles)

Ragatha: As your best friend— Gangle: Zooble's my best friend? Ragatha, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Ragatha: Pomni is at that very special age where an adult only has one thing on their mind Caine: Boys? Pomni: Homicide

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Pomni: You know what? When I join this friend group, I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit Caine, Zooble and Kinger continue screaming about mold water Pomni: Not the other way around! Bubble: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water :)

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Gangle: How do Zooble and Jax usually get out of these messes? Ragatha: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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Ragatha: Just be careful, Pomni! Pomni, heading out the door: I'm always careful, Ragatha! Pomni: It's everything around me that's careless

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Caine: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems! Gangle: Weight loss? Drink water Ragatha: Clear skin? Drink water Jax: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Zooble: Hold on, I can explain Caine: Really? Can you now? Zooble: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie

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Caine: You have to apologize to them Jax Jax: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Gangle: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Ragatha: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Zooble: No. Jax: No. Ragatha: Didn't think so

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Pomni: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held Ragatha: Are you okay

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Zooble: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times Ragatha: I hope you understand how food poisoning works Zooble: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat

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Ragatha: Wake me up- Pomni: Before you go go Gangle: When September ends Caine: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Ragatha, smugly, after security arrives to escort Jax and Pomni out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Jax, in defeat: Let’s go Pomni: Wait. Jax: What? Pomni: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

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Gangle: We have fun, don’t we, Pomni? Pomni: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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Kinger: Hey Ragatha? Ragatha: Yeah? Kinger: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Ragatha: Ragatha: ...What.

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Jax: How high are you? Pomni: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Zooble: No, he's asking what drugs are you on Pomni: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Caine: It is 6:09 . Caine: I am wondering why I’m still alive. Caine: Send Wendy’s. Pomni: The whole restaurant?!

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Zooble: I’m the smartest person in this group.... Jax: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Zooble: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

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Pomni: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Jax: Y- you were putting it in cold water?? Zooble: Pomni. Answer the question, Pomni. Pomni: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Pomni: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water? Jax: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Zooble: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Jax: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Zooble: It takes less than a minute. Jax: Is your stovetop powered by the f#%king sun??? Zooble: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Jax: Like seven minutes?? Gangle: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Zooble: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Gangle? Your stove is enchanted! Pomni: Every single person here is a f#%king lunatic. Ragatha: Do none of you own a f#%king kettle?

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Gangle: Guess what I'm about to get! Jax: On my nerves.

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Zooble: Jax has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Zooble: I asked Jax where he learned that joke. He made me promise him wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Zooble: So, he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

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Pomni: HELP! I TOLD RAGATHA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Jax, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Jax: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Ragatha: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory Pomni: F$%k you.

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Zooble: New challenge! Don't say stupid sh!t for 24 hours!

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Pomni: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion Ragatha, amused: What’s grape soda? Pomni: It’s f#%king purple baby!!!

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Zooble: It doesn’t have a bone Jax: Then why is it called a boner?

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Pomni: Can I get a waffle? Caine and Bubble: *fighting and yelling at each other* Pomni: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

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Jax: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes Zooble: Wow, I've gotta hear this Jax: I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share Ragatha: You forgot pride Jax: No, I'm pretty proud of this

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Ragatha, trying to be cute: WOW, Pomni, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How AWFULLY lewd of you. Pomni, confused: We literally slept together yesterday? Ragatha: Eh- sweetie no that's not-

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Caine: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Pomni: Why? It was important Caine: All it says is, "I'm back on my sh!t". Jax, shrugging: The people need to know

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Jax: We’re getting married, bitches! Bubble: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem

Y'alll.... I'm a Ragatha simp

I thought I could escape the clutches of being a simp but FU

A list of songs that have Pomni x Ragatha vibes

Just a Taste (Firebringer)

Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows)

Would You Be So Kind (Dodie)

I Do Adore (Mindy Gledhill)

Can't Sleep Love (Pentatonix)

Honeypie (JAWNY)

Jump Up, Superstar! (Video Game Remixes)

Rises The Moon (Liana Flores)

Immortal (Reinaeiry)

I don't have many ideas (dummy demiromantic noises) buuuut I hope this is a good enough list! If you have any ideas feel free to share, I might add them on (With proper credit ofc)! Also, if anyone wants to make this into one of those Youtube playlists (like the ones where the full video's just the playlist), YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION I'd love a Jesterdoll playlist ueueueue

Okay so like since it's canon that Pomni doesn't like physical contact, but not to the point where she isn't willing to touch others, I have a cute lil headcanons as to how this affects the ship Ragapom, or Jesterdoll as I like to personally call it (Also this has just a BUNCH of other headcanons that got nothing to do with the canon thing, but most involve the canon statement)

I think that's everything. I hope you enjoy the headcanons! There's also a Roxica one I'm working on so stay tuned lol