anyone wanna experience me?

kj apa could do willy wonka but timothée chalamet couldn't do archie andrews

rip anthony “you’ll never stop wanting to beat kissinger to death with your bare hands” bourdain you would’ve loved this

rose chose that name because it felt so loved I'm gonna scream

The Fires of Pompeii | The Star Beast

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

ok yes i hate it when butcher is awful to annie or kimiko because they’re supes but it IS objectively very funny that he was like ‘okay! here’s my anti-supes terrorist group in which we hate supes and murder supes. who wants to join’ and frenchie and hughie were BOTH like ‘me! :D can i bring my supe girlfriend though’ like. how do you even react to that

behind every girl addicted to gen v there is a child who was addicted to sky high

Idk like they were my gen v u know?????

You’re gonna take a little jog over to Dick’s Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville Slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good? MADDIE PHILLIPS as CATE DUNLAPin GEN V S1 (2023)

women stories matter

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show