whatevvs

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

satisfying

i keep thinking about how the word sorry isnt even in there once. Insane

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

just take one please

Okie

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

Everything will be okay.

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

im sorry if this is how you found out. yes its real

Thank you to NPR for choosing the worst photos of both of them.

Does free will exist?

yeah

honestly i think the rest of the world should get a say in who becomes president of the US. if my life is to get fucked over by a country im not even in, i should get a say in who runs it

CRACKER BARREL HAS FALLEN

The meme is real

this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm