new persecuted group unlocked

(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck

there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

via @wrenrouge

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

nature is healing

I just solved Christianity

No more wine

martin luther right before saying 93 other things

CIA operation “MICHEAL2” cancelled in 2021. Over 300 gorillas were pumped full of steroids and stung by bees until enraged. Enraged gorillas were then airdropped to Afghanistan, where all 300 successfully fight a guerrilla warfare campaign against the United States, making their way back to the CIA over the course of two years. Just before they could enter the CIA hq, funding was cut from the program, causing the gorillas to evaporated into a fine mist

this really happened

I promise

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

I FORGOT I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON THIS NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I JUST RAN OVER A BIRD

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one

I wish I could purr so my friends would heal and recover faster/better

I wish I could flatten my ears and lash my tail to let people know they’re on thin fucking ice.

notes apps are like:

I love a character who’s like “I know exactly who I am and I’m being very authentic about it” and then when you analyse his behaviour even a little bit you realise his self perception is completely selective and delusional.