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Skipped class again to spend the weekend in copenhagen

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i don't think i'll ever get too old to steal alcohol from my parents. it keeps me young

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today: drinking beer, putting salicylic acid on my ass and doing my nails. tomorrow: washing hair, going to the opera with my grandmother, perhaps stealing gin from by parents. might comment a bit on reddit as well

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I don’t even feel guilty about it and that is extremely out of character. usually i feel guilty about everything but this time it’s more like I’m a tiny tiny tiny bit embarrassed. anyway it’s three am now so I’ll probably wake up at eight am with a slight headache, go out and buy chicken nuggets, go home and do my reading and actually show up at my two pm class

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Fall break last week made me realise I basically haven’t shown up to lectures since September 20 something. I don’t even have a proper reason, I’ve just been at home, reading, watching films, getting drunk with no purpose at all

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was too drunk yesterday so i slept at a friends house but i slept on my earring so my cheek hurts like shit..anyway pictures taken when u just woke up so you look awful are the only images i want to show of myself..only true to reality representation here…all bloated and bleary eyed yes…

19 and pretentious <333 we lived right next to a bakery, i went to a million parties that summer and i'd always get home about 4 or 5 am, around the time they started baking next doors. again: nauseating. before that i'd assumed living next to a bakery would be romantic and the smell would be lovely and enticing, and it's just fucking disgusting. there's nothing worse than getting home in the morning drunk as fuck and then the smell of sugar and butter and cake hits you

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these i’d like to call: Getting Drunk At One AM On Cheap White Wine While Listening to Händler And Finishing My Paper 

and I apparently still liked that white wine at 18. T and I tried it again two or three years because we were so obsessed with it in high school and would drink it at every party feeling very sophisticated. anyway we were both disappointed by how terrible it was, the nostalgia couldn't even save it

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#3 This Woman’s Work is probably one of the most beautiful songs I know

this is so pretentious and so cute. that's a copy of kierkegaard's either/or that I never finished and white wine so sweet that it makes me nauseated but it was the only wine friends and i could drink at 16. you could call it a training wine. anyway it's cute that this was the height of worldliness for a 16 going 17 year old chili, getting tipsy in my room pretending to understand kierkegaard

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Four months in the new apartment and I finally got a piece for furniture for my record player. at this pace I’ll be moving again before I finish decorating. moving into the find shelves for books phase now

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i've decided i don't look old, i just have adult face now and can't pass as capital y young any longer

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Been asked twice in as many weeks if i'm a master's student. one of them said it's because i look older than the rest of my class. lol.

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handed in an assignment last thursday while drunk, got it back today and the first line of feedback is essentially good ideas but here's some advice on commas. who cares about how drunk I was when putting those commas, im mortified and humiliated and will never show up to another latin class. i can't even make myself read further than the line about the commas

so I finished reading the feedback and it was one more line that suggested maybe look at the text some time after writing to catch overly long sentences and wording. the who cares about how drunk I was mindset has now turned into who cares I was drunk. awkward sentences and awkward commas are the privilege of the drunk.

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