professional loser

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

they are reading the comments

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean
people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality
there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S
there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning
by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers
there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse

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stary-night

kawaiite-mage

worldblight

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rain-droplet

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

what

Look closely at the spelling on your post

FUCK!

Can of tuba

can of tuba

Can of tuba

can of tuba

no

Please

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

@maryland-officially I need a favour.

can-i-make-image-descriptions

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

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icechippies

congratulations piracy

livefromtheloam

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

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commandtower-solring-go

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

geekysteven

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tang0w0tek

unfortunately for cleo they accidentally met all of the criteria