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Advice at The Strand

When the case of the mysterious Musgrave Ritual is solved, Dr. Watson writes down their exceptional adventure and takes the story to The Strand. This time, his publisher is very pleased. There’s only one detail he has to add:

PUBLISHER: Can I give you one piece of advice? … Let your Holmes be a true gentleman. Furthermore, if you’re going to make him a genius detective, do it properly. Do you understand me?
WATSON: Not really.
PUBLISHER: Well, you see, an intelligent, ordinary detective is boring. Give him some extraordinary abilities, I don’t know, maybe he knows some peculiar martial art, or, say, he never misses a shot …
WATSON: But he can’t do anything in real life, he cant’t.
PUBLISHER: John, nobody cares about what he can do in real life. Let me tell you a story. When I was a young man, I was a reporter and I was sent to do an interview with Colonel Moran, remember him? A man who crawled miles in a dried river to fight a Bengal tiger. A hero. I worried so much, I couldn’t sleep for the entire night,and then, I saw a tiny man. Small, puny, trembling, looking at me with his beady eyes like I was his superior. Do you understand me?
WATSON: To be honest, not really.
PUBLISHER: We are the ones who make them heros, or not. So the more pertinant question is, who are the heros really? Them or us?

June, 2019

Episodes in HD on YouTube  (below the link)

Thanks @spiritcc  and everyone else involved in the creation of the subtitles. Great work!

#the best scene in all of nrh#although p sure it's heroes not heros#i hope the subs don't say heros#nrh#new russian holmes#reblog#r sh nrussian
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That man has been standing here since lunchtime. It seems like the Inspector of Scotland Yard, Lestrade, has seriously got it in for my modest persona.

Why do you say he’s from Scotland Yard?

The workers of Scotland Yard are dressed by two tailors: Chilstone and Harris. His coat is a Harris, only one coat flap, mousey, and loose-fitting enough to allow for brisk walking or even running. But most importantly, this entire time he has only transferred his weight from one foot to another; this is the kind of stamina that you will only find among the military or policemen.

You define people with such ease.

#this is so nostalgic#its only been what a year?#lol#nrh#gif#new russian holmes#r sh nrussian#reblog
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astudyinsurrey

New Russian Sherlock Holmes episode “Halifax”:

  • Watson being so done with Holmes 
  • Holmes ducking and running to a wounded person under fire and Watson striding out in the open with his revolver to cover him
  • Watson repeatedly pulling Holmes to cover in a gunfight
  • Holmes and Watson on a tandem bike pursuing criminals, with Holmes pedaling and Watson shooting
  • Watson performing an impromptu autopsy on the street to get Holmes an answer
  • Lestrade beating up his own men
  • Lestrade going rogue to join Holmes and Watson
  • Lestrade being a boss
  • Holmes burying his face in Watson’s shoulder during a climactic showdown gone slightly wrong

Goodbye, friends, this series is slowly but surely killing me.

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nitefise-art

the tandem bike though lmao

#that was a good episode#nrh#sh#reblog#r sh nrussian
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NEW RUSSIAN HOLMES

As it surprises absolutely no one, central has ignored me successfully on several instances, and for several weeks, in my proposal to just give them the fucking subtitles for nrh on their channel since they’ve pulled down mine. Therefore, plan B went into action which is uploading the series on google drive, so here it goes:

Same info could be found on this little cursed vid I’ve just uploaded on youtube, so hopefully the show could still be found via the simple keywords. 

Thanks for the trouble, youtube.  

#nrh#new russian holmes#thanks for uploading spirit#reblog#sh#r sh nrussian
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NRH gotta catch all the previous adaptations:

Alexander Adabashyan: Barrymore in the Soviet series => editor in nrh

Olga Volkova: “Rosita” in My Dearly Beloved Detective => Lady Nelligan in nrh

Ernst Romanov: Watson in the Blue Carbuncle => judge in nrh

Semyon Furman: Bachelor club member in My Dearly Beloved Detective => Mr. Johnson in nrh

Svetlana Kryuchkova: Agatha/Mrs. Barrymore in the Soviet series => Queen Victoria in nrh

#new russian holmes#sh#nrh#reblog#r sh nrussian#gif
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