don't mind if I let myself in

Kabu turned himself into a turnip and he couldn't figure out how to turn off the setting so he's just stuck like that

(Based on this)

sherlock holmes, whapping his muddy fucking foot up onto john watson’s knee and gesturing at his trousers like vanna white: now by show of deductive skill, i will tell you where i was today, as if i did not walk there myself, 

john watson: hot diggity dog lay it on me old boy 

Who wants a hug?

Me! I do!