True North

DA:O party banters

one Verin Thelyss in his bug armor <3

Eger, Hungary (by BABI)

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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This was glorious journey 

Self explanatory sadness…

Happy N7 Day

I feel so sad and yet I’m laughing so hard. This gif is a paradox.

please show me (spoiler-free) pics of your Rooks and re-created Inquisitors in the notes so that I may admire.. (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

Vesnaya "Mercar" (if he looks very much like Inquisitor Lavellan, shhh, that's part of his tragic backstory), spellblade Shadow Dragon who is doing the most in trying to fake it till you make it.

Not yet decided if he will be a Davrin, Lucanis or maybe Harding romancer. I'm letting him take the reins.

you're alive

full illustration on my patreon!

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

well damn

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

DAENERYS TARGARYEN ↳ game of thrones s08e04

⚔️: Now isn't the tim- 🪕: AAAAAH SHUT UP SHUT UP

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

Do you think Naomi Novik ever looks at AO3

sees some incest mpreg

and whispers to herself “I never wanted this.”

No. :)

my dear comfort zone

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive

every day i think about this smartypants ep

"You want to help me, maybe?"

"Hmm but I'm so comfortable."

"I guess I could use the extra warmth."

Bagginshieldtober entry for Day 2: Breakfast