Zombie Stole My Segway

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hi!!!!! i’m an actual librarian who has encountered this very situation before!!!!! and while i commend & admire op’s willingness to help another patron, this is why you really really should have a library worker, not another patron whom you don’t know, assist you with tech & information related issues in the library!!! because we are trained in how to handle this exact sort of thing

tl;dr: use proton mail. i’m not gonna gatekeep this info. it does not require a cell phone number, so it’s my go to for patrons in this situation!!! while i am acutely aware of the harm done by the digital divide & how many people are getting left behind as our world gets increasingly tech dependent, the situation is not hopeless. there ARE provisions in place to help the people most affected, and those provisions are usually wearing glasses & cardigans & sitting behind the circulation desk

librarians are not glorified bookworms!!!! we are information professionals who are highly trained in how to handle these sorts of seemingly impossible binds!!!! ask us for help!!!!!! as i always tell my patrons, that’s what i get paid the big bucks for

if you're over 250lbs you should be thanked daily for your service and receive a discount on your next purchase

oh babe gender has nothing to do with it i dont care if you're male or they or female or gendervoid or whatever if you're heavy and hefty and full of weight you deserve nice things and regardless of what gender people are attracted to

Arabs being bombed is absolutely not a dealbreaker for the average person and this is the reality Arabs are expected to be okay with.

The average person in the world has decided the killing of us as Arabs is either inconsequential or an asset and expects us to keep quiet about it. We're expected to keep our mouths shut and accept the violence accept the devastation accept the destruction of our homes, our communities, the murders of our loved ones. Because you do so why shouldn't I? You accept the killing of my friends, my flesh and blood, why shouldn't I?

I hate this world. I hate everyone in it.

i love twitter i love twitter i love twitter

The Cradle

Israeli police demolish a mosque in the 'unrecognized' Bedouin village of Umm al-Hiran in the Negev (al-Naqab) to make way for an Orthodox Jewish community.

According to a 2015 Israeli High Court of Justice ruling, the Bedouins in the village had been "illegally squatting" on land that belongs to Israel.

Israeli media claims the residents of the Bedouin community demolished their own homes and left, and that the mosque was one of the only structures remaining.

The Times of Israel writes, "The 37 unrecognized villages in the Negev house some 150,000 people, or roughly a third of Israel’s Bedouin population, according to the Council. Israel decided in the 1990s to raze some of the illegally built villages and build authorized communities in their stead."

Fanatic National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir praises the demolitions, boasting that he has overseen a 400% rise in demolitions in the Negev since the beginning of 2024.

Indigenous Palestinian Bedouins have always lived in the Negev desert. Just like the Colonizers in so called “United States” and “Canada” they came to the lands and decided what is law through genocide, ethnic cleansing, and white supremacist “western values”. To the colonizer it does not matter that the Indigenous peoples have lived on the land for centuries.

As a Palestinian Bedouin close to my heart, whose family was ethnically cleansed from Beersheba, once said “the land is ours, we will go home, you’ll see, you’ll see”

Item: apparatus allowing a horse to fire a gun

horses do love to hang around grassy knolls.....

lee harvey clopswald from the window of the spellbook depository:

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

yeah it sure is a good idea to keep media completely sexless and make porn the only room for overt sexuality. I'm sure that'll encourage a society with healthy ideas on sex.

breakfast

that looks so good. can i ask you something?

thank you!

no.

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Closest match:

that's what you get for putting my ass under your little microscope. suffer the curse of my anomalous properties.

questions at film festival director Q&As are like

and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

i've had enough of this site i can't keep doing this

This you?

i never said that

Of all the posts to use to accuse wereralph this is one of the tamer somehow

dude i hope you dont mind but i played with your toy