ninallthatjazz reblogged
Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).
Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.
Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.
#tanz der vampire#that doesn't work on me i'm a jewish vampire#lmao#one of my favourite parts in the crack vampire musical (dance of the vampires)#when someone tries to fight a vampire by using a cross and he is just like and bites them#there are some problematic things in that show but overall it's quite funny#tdv#musical
