if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

Reblog to edge a vampire

@wraithee this has me screaming and hitting my head

[Translated ID: A man walks into bakery, shot from behind the counter, there are many pastries visible. "Hello!" he greets, and the woman behind the counter replies with "Moin"(Dialect for a general greeting/Morning). Customer: "I'd like, uh, two normal bread rolls." Baker: "Yes, gladly!" Customer: "And one of those with the..." the man trails off as he reads the name of the baked good, which reads "Kürbis-Knacki" (Pumpkin-Crunchie) "-with the pumpkin seeds." he continues. Baker: "Which one do you mean?" Customer: "This one, with the... pumpkin seeds." The woman grins and nods eagerly. Baker:"What're they called?" Customer: "Um, one'a- uh, "Kürbis-Knack."" Baker: "Certainly. Would you like anything else?" Customer: "Uh, I'll take one of these uh-" it cuts to the name of the pastry in question, titled "Ich bin ein dummes Stück Dreck" (I'm a dumb piece of dirt) Ominous music swells as the scene changes between the two, the woman is looking expectingly while the man shows slight distress. Customer: "One- One of those Nutella-Berliner?" Baker: "I just don't know what you mean...!" she replies, accusingly. The man stutters. Customer: "One- One of like, those there!" Baker, her face gleeful: "You're gonna need to say it! What is it called?" Customer: "I-" he halts. Again it cuts to the name of the item, then he continues. "I am a dumb piece of dirt?" Baker: "Gladly! Anything else?" The shot shows the man still in discomfort as she asks him. It cuts to another pastry, named "Ich bin eine kleine, gierige Sau *grunz grunz*" (I am a small, greedy, pig *snort snort*). The music swells further. Customer: "This one?" he pleads. Baker nodding in glee: "You know what you have to do." Customer distressed: "I-I am a small greedy pig, snort snort?" Baker, threateningly: "Do it!" It changes between a closeup of her eyes staring at him to his face as he hesitates, then he produces a grunting noise akin to a pig as the tense music cuts. Baker: "That'll be 13.50€ then, please! Have a good day!" she says as the man walks out of the bakery. Another man enters the bakery. Other Man: "Hi! I'd like to have one "I hate my dad", and two "I've got a small di-" the video cuts off the rest of the word. End ID. ]

1) this is amazing 2) worth noting that the baker uses the formal ‘you’ up until she says ‘you know what you have to do’, which is like she stopped using ‘sir’ for him

hi can we talk about how the ring rogue gave to the doctor had a caduceus on it. which is a.) a symbol of medicine and b.) a symbol of hermes, the greek god of travelers.

ouuuguhghgh the Doctor symbolism going on here... i'm crazy.

guys. guys. listen to me. listen. i know asclepius' staff is the more appropriate symbol for medicine. i know. you can stop telling me. but you should also know that the caduceus is being used as a symbol of medicine currently and for the past 800 years or so whether you like it or not.

The fact that Billie Piper has said multiple times recently that she wants to return to Doctor Who, RUSSELL I AM IN YOUR WALLS

#If you're looking for me, don't. David Tennant just killed me.

Fourteenth doctor with longer hair! I've always thought this style would have looked great on him too 😊

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK [by samba]

This, this fucking image...

It drives me insane, just activates something visceral, and I finally realized why. It's not just an appropriately placed close up shot to denote intimacy between Gabriel and Beelzebub, it's a fuck damn pov shot.

Gabriel is not dressed in accordance to his preferences, he is borrowing Aziraphale's clothes. And Beezlebub, well lets just say a black blazer is a black blazer, not exactly the easiest thing in the world to differentiate. Just looking at those hands joining, the individual identities of their owners melts away. The moment could have so easily belonged to Aziraphale and Crowley... and it's just- it's... it's just like the Rats of Nimh. They've seen this sign everyday for almost their whole lives, and have never once known what it says. They can make inferences, use context clues, wherever they are, it seems to be too so it must be about them, but they couldn't ever know for sure. Until one day, without warning, they looked at the words, and understood them.

And the sign communicated a way out.

Aziraphale and Crowley are the first of their kind. I don't think we really appreciate or understand how utterly unfathomable what they feel for each other is in their lived contexts, even to them. All this painful fear, all these lengths they go to, all to keep safe this precious experience they don't even have the language to name. It's not just unallowed, it's unreal. So then just imagine what the actual fuck they must be feeling when they see someone else... just fucking do it. Just like that. An angel and a demon. In love. Intimate, affectionate, in front of heaven, in front of hell, in front of humanity, in front of GOD, and She knows who the hell else.

For literally the first time, they’re seeing the things they feel for each other exist in others like them.

They’re both staring and Aziraphale grabs Crowley’s arm. They’re both thinking about each other in this scene and wanting to hold hands.

They like holding hands.

Renée Lamb IG story

#You Wear Fine Things Well

im not the same person i was one photo ago

Just some Little Mermaid parallels because they won't leave my brain

eta

I FORGOT!! hail to the motherloving queen! :D

[ID: Izzy and Jackie sitting at the bar drinking tea from small blue cups. Izzy is hunched over and frowning sadly, one tear hanging from his eye. Jackie, spilling her tea with the sudden movement, rears up and throws her arm back to gesture towards Fang and Ivan standing chatting in the background looking thicc. She yells at Izzy, "You're tellin me you coulda been the mayo spread in that tasty bear sandwich but you're still pining for Blackbeard?? Hoe he don't want you!!" /end ID]

For the July #AsACrew Challenge Day 23: Tea

This post by @sunnibits jumped down my throat and made me draw this

(ID in alt)