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Izzy sending Jack to Stede’s ship like “here are the coordinates” and he just gives him this

jack, who can’t read for shit: thanks partner, on it

Calico Jack's funniest line in the whole show is "Well that is real mature" like my brother in christ you're a 52 year old man who pisses on people and fake cries for attention.

Not sure if this is the same for the HBO subs but appreciating the BBC subs saying that "Stede pees" and "Jack pisses". Bizarre to distinguish but undeniably accurate.

You know what they’re so right though

Viral twitter memes are occasionally fun.

ok but here i go again the mamma mia AU is genuinely a blast to read

I know it's the best fic in the whole fandom I've read it four times everyone else needs to pack it in Ed's daughter has 4 dad's to me.

pirate doodles 

Nothing makes me angrier than Jack taking Stede’s seat at breakfast. Let the man sit next to his bf, eat on the floor or something dude

I mean it Jack. Sit on the floor, don’t be fucking rude. Look around you at the intimate breakfast for two

@blakbonnet The more I think about it, Stede should have simply asserted dominance by sitting in Ed’s lap

Stede should assert dominance by pulling Ed into his lap and watching Jack's face Ed blushes pink and puts his arms around Stede 🫠

The best part is the aren’t even together yet and so this is how Stede declares his feelings.

Jack: *takes Stede’s seat*

Stede: *grabs Ed’s hand, pulls him into his lap, arm around his waist*

Ed: 🥰🥰 Okay

i’m cjizzypilled. what if they were in love. in this scenario they’re like your weird neighbors or something. Imagine

I amuse myself, anyway 😅

woe shitpost be upon ye.

from this vine.

Me and @antiraccoonrhetoric were talking about Calico Jack’s visual aesthetic this morning and I have decided to make a post about it.

Assuming Izzy and Ed haven’t fucked, Ed’s type is fucking stupid. Stede? Dumbass. Calico Jack? Chaotic Evil Himbo. Ed likes em with not a single thought behind those eyes. Good for him.