I’ve been imagining Stede asking Ed if he likes someone, and Ed immediately being like “Yeah, he’s gorgeous, he’s smart, he’s a great pirate” and Stede’s like Oh :( Not me :(
#stede would be a little bitchy about it and i love him for it
@sickandshirtless Stede: “Have you swapped clothes yet? Did he stab you?” and eventually he “figures out” who Ed likes and starts dropping little rude comments about them