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on a side note I know that "harm reduction" can refer to multiple things but it's been weird to see the term "harm reduction" popularized in a voting context by people who would seethe at the idea of giving clean crack pipes or sterile syringes to addicts
there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.
In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"
In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.
I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.
Australia has "Woop Woop" (origin unknown but dating to late 1800s if not earlier) as in "they live way out in Woop Woop". "out beyond the black stump" is a similar Aussie phrase.
On another token, Poles say 'hen, hen' when describing something being far away but like, affectionately??
When I was a kid, someplace out in the sticks was "Left Armpit, Pennsylvania."
Americans do infact have the phrase "butt-fuck nowhere" which feels like an important possibile addition
Yeah, I think I just got the Bowdlerized version. :P
The Back of the Beyond, in the UK.
You can't leave this in the notes.
"it's pointless to argue who's more harmed by US imperialism between US veterans and the people they're bombing" actually it's the people they're bombing who are harmed more. end of conversation
it's frustrating because you can't say "victims of US imperialism" because some fucking idiot will come along and go "um actually veterans are victims of US imperialism too" and then it's right back in the fucking argumentative grasp of Yankee chauvinists
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…that explains a lot.
Accurate
Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.
The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior
adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:
clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex
you've definitely heard this before but now you've heard it from me, someone who writes sans undertale porn, so you know it's legit
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back
additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you
useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)
what do they want this time
asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen
airplanes should be made of meat and they should groan in pain as the pilot flogs them with a cruel barbed lash to make them go
they should come by with a drink cart and serve us cups of tepid bile
If I was a baker and you ask for a dozen I'm making 13 cause fuck 12
