Supernatural mostly

will never stop being funny actually. they straight up are just not listening to him at all.

destiel is like. i dont even know what it's like. it's a closed practice. you shouldnt watch supernatural . and you shouldnt appropriate our holidays because you dont celebrate in a cas honoring way. i went to fifteen years of supernatural school to learn how to act appropriately devout and people on the street who skimmed a tweet once think they know as much about supernatural as i do genius. i'm lost in this metaphor. sorry

Dean and Cas in every moment of Heaven Can’t Wait --22/?

Supernatural 9x06//Heaven Can't Wait

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

#I love writing silly dialogue like this it's soooo fun. sam isn't stupid he just has Sam Plots happening whenever Cas confides in him#Castiel: he's got a psychosexual fascination with his car. Sam (actively fighting off lucifer in his brain): and he's in a band you say.

no youre so funny and right pls say that

nothing hits quite like sam thinking cas is literally. some guy

#absolutely baffled that anyone would ever think he had any sex appeal#laughing with dean about the idea of someone finding cas! their cas!? attractive#Ha aHa he has to laugh#and dean is like. white knuckled on the steering wheel#not because hes annoyed u have to understand. but because he’s coming to the realisation that cas IS just some guy#and dean cant categorise him in his head as ‘well. everyone would’#dean has to specifically deal with the fact HE would (via @skepticalfrog)

Nah Dean would argue

He'd been like excuse you

Rowena is all over him and even CHARLIE said he's dreamy

Hannah was in love with him

Meg swapped teams for him

That Daphne chick found him wandering naked in the woods and MARRIED HIM

It's not just me! It's not!

And Sam would say Wait what do you mean it's not just you? Are you into Cas??

And Dean would crash the car I think

Cas has it 😭😭😭

MOC Dean should have just moved in with Cain and kept bees. Would have solved everything. Cas coulda come too. Just 3 immortals with a lot of angst to work out through kinky sex. The Mark wants death? La petite mort.

episode where cas gets targeted by a siren and it looks like walmart dean

what convoluted lies would dean tell himself to justify giving cas a ring in later seasons but like it's not like that it's not it is but it's not also cas will totally not know. what kind of things does cas believe about himself that he might actually buy whatever dean is selling that it's not like that that it's just sort of a gift. like the mixtape. which also didn't mean anything. obviously.

There's nothing I love more in fics than dumbasses in denial who are like "No we're not together, we're just best friends with benefits. And roommates. And co-parenting. Also married for tax and insurance purposes. Why are you shaking your head"

STOP UNGAYING THE ANGEL TO MAKE NEILMAN LOOK BETTER

gay castiel is forever!!!

cas trying to figure out the best way to say goodbye to dean while professing his love for him at the same time:

Tbh, as someone who repressed and misunderstood their own bisexuality when they were younger because of fear and anxiety, I hate when people talk shit about fanfics where Dean is in denial or just straight up doesn't know he's into men.

It's all in the tone of "Dean isn't stupid/totally emotionally ignorant". I find it pretty insulting because I've been that person and like, have you considered sometimes life isn't that simple and easy?

I was attracted to other girls from a young age, but also aware of homophobia. So while I felt that attraction in safe situations, whenever I considered the possibility of it being more than a platonic feeling, my anxiety was far more powerful than the attraction I felt.

So because I enjoyed the appearance of women and being close with them, but considering anything explicitly romantic or sexual didn't feel enjoyable, I concluded it wasn't actually a sexual attraction. It's not that crazy a conclusion to reach and didn't require me to intensely repress or ignore all my feelings.